Google “Florida man” followed by your birthday and tell us what you get.

[Freedman]

These are two different stories same day

Neighbors complain about Florida man doing yard work naked, police say it is legal

Naked Florida man starts house fire after baking cookies on George Foreman grill

 

[Duke Dixon]

Florida Man Attacked By Neighborhood Squirrel Who Has Residents On High Alert
Florida Man Attacked By Neighborhood Squirrel Who Has Residents On High Alert

They got surveillance footage of the squirrel running up on the guy

 

[Lhark]

 

[Rack4K]

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[NoMorePie]

A Florida Man let it all hang out at a strip club, dancer says. He wasn’t part of the act

 

[606onit]

FHP: Man in undies hangs out with marijuana on Interstate 95 in SLC

 

[EndGame]

Florida ask cops to test his illegal drugs

He had a ‘bad reaction’ to meth — so he asked cops for their help

Year round fukkery in Florida

 

[JayStarwind]

Florida man arrested after he had sex with pony

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

Police: Man shot after refusing shot at Ocoee bar


Oh boy:Deadfire:

 

[Sbp]

"Predictably, Florida Man Blows Off Part of His Hand in July 4th Fireworks Accident"

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Florida man runs for his life as neighbor chases him in tractor

 

[OVER]

Nothing too crazy

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-st...florida-man-sets-fire-to-another-homeless-man

 

[onelastdeath]

 

[TripleAgent]

Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor

 

[GhettoTeK]

Man convicted in 1995 Denise O’Neill murder dies in prison at age 39, victim’s mom says Typed in July 13th that piece of shyt he died in prison tho