going out, single and drunk appreciation

[King Theo]

take bishes to the crib, order pizza.

Gimme Pizza - YouTube

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[SuburbanPimp]

Coming home, single, drunk and alone unappreciation thread


shyt you could have a girlfriend and still have had the same night....

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

So your friend cockblocked you over some burgers?

 

[Harry Sax]

Coming home, single, drunk and alone unappreciation thread


shyt you could have a girlfriend and still have had the same night....

I rather beat my dikk than fukk my bm again....im good...matter fact u want her fb info

 

[M617]

damn, so ya'll all went out, spent bread, and got no p*ssy???? sounds like some shyt I could do for free.

the chances of actually getting p*ssy when you go out are like 5-10% and thats a number im just throwing out there but its low regardless......i rarely ever got laid trying to pull random chicks from clubs. i found the best success i had was at more local spots where chicks knew you or have seen you around and live close to you.

pulling chicks from a loud club as total strangers is really hard unless your a baller

 

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

I rather beat my dikk than fukk my bm again....im good...matter fact u want her fb info

say breh u from florida

 

[Harry Sax]

say breh u from florida

 

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

breh-vard?

 

[Harry Sax]

breh-vard?

yep

 

[LukeHobbs]

so I went out wit my nikkas for the first time in months...just went downtown to this lil spot...got drunk as fukk and erbody was turned up...tha amount of hoes in there was

plus im single now so im grabbing every ass that walks past me...outside we n my nikkas holla'n at every bytch goin back to their cars...I missed dis shyt

at another club we're in tha parkin lot and its 3 bytches....my homeboy gf, another is this chick my other homie used to fukk, and this chick im tryin to fukk...hell all 3 of us were holla'n at the all at the same damn time...shyt my nikka said we can fukk his bytch

tha lil bytch im tryin to fukk showed tha puss and I put my hand down there and felt wetness at tha same time im tryin to holla at tha other bytch

my other nikka ended up fukkin shyt up cause he's always hungry...we left tha club went to checkers and had to wait like 20 min for food...while we're at checkers we see the bytches cars pass by so nikkas got no play..my homie with the gf was tryin to go to somebody else house but was unsuccessful

but all in all it was a great night tha type of shyt I missed out on while bein in a dumb relationship

 

[MAKAVELI25]

the chances of actually getting p*ssy when you go out are like 5-10% and thats a number im just throwing out there but its low regardless......i rarely ever got laid trying to pull random chicks from clubs. i found the best success i had was at more local spots where chicks knew you or have seen you around and live close to you.

pulling chicks from a loud club as total strangers is really hard unless your a baller

Finally a Coli poster who keeps it real.

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

front the start of the story i could tell no one was getting laid

just some fun fukkery

 

[Mantle Drunk]

checkers is good when youre drunk tho. i remember a story from here about someone's friend got drunk and ordered $45 worth of checkers one night great story.

shyt was amazing still laugh about that shyt to this day. He fell asleep before he could eat any of it. The funniest shyt about it was when he heard how much it was he couldn't comprehend why it was so expensive. I was like what did you expect you ordered the whole fukking menu.

 

[flea]

the chances of actually getting p*ssy when you go out are like 5-10% and thats a number im just throwing out there but its low regardless......i rarely ever got laid trying to pull random chicks from clubs. i found the best success i had was at more local spots where chicks knew you or have seen you around and live close to you.

pulling chicks from a loud club as total strangers is really hard unless your a baller

That depends on your standards

 

[MAKAVELI25]

That depends on your standards

Breh, most girls will not go home with a guy they just met unless they are VERY attracted or VERY desperate. An average looking chick could literally hook up with a different guy every day if she wanted. Can you imagine what a desperate chick looks like?