God damn. Till' this day, it still SHOCKS me how flat her ass was in this movie.

[Soundbwoy]

shyt gets me everytime. Whenever i watch this movie i always think to myself: "Damn, her ass can't be as flat as i thought it was."

shyt is like a Camel-Jay z joke in the booth, gets me everytime

I can imagine cacs going form them youtube comments

studnoth1n 1 month ago (edited)
this really is the ass generation. you can keep your kardashian booty, but that dumb bytch would have never made out of the first airlock.
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47Cartoonguy 10 months ago
Time to take my laptop to the bathroom
Slinkylabcat 5 months ago
That's how a human female should look. All you BBW's and few-extra-pounders need to jump off the nearest bridge -- toot sweet. Okay? Because I like 'em lean, I like 'em perky and I like 'em fair as the backdrop I'm typing on. Wicked dark hair's nice, too.
BlondellTheWell 2 years ago
And at age 7, my sexual preference was confirmed.

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

damn thats bad. she aged well though. thought she was trash back in those days but very attractive in her "later" years in things like Heartbreakers.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

those have to be troll comments right?

A "little bubble" is like Jessica Alba in Idle Hands. When I saw that as a youngin I was like

 

[Gizza]

her ass is an abomination. cheeks should never be so...flat. you could iron all ya dress shirts on her ass checks with no starch.

Ripley the white Michelle Obama
or the other way around
I dont know if its just me but them two broads look too much alike in the face

No wonder the alien wanted to kill her.

Fred.

she was lookin at the alien like he was the monster

but that nikka was lookin at her like she was an abomination that had to be destroyed

Man fuk I don't know how many times I read this thread in the last 2 years. Gotta rep y'all

 

[Knowledge]

I can imagine cacs going form them youtube comments

at those youtube comments and cacs in this thread in their feelings

 

[Coli Bot]

 

[gtj1982]

Was not prepared for that level of flatness

 

[MartyMcFly]

My dad was in Germany when this came out and said as soon as that scene hit he and the rest of his army buddies all yelled at the screen how flat her ass was

 

[ezrathegreat]

I'm not really a azz man but a woman has got to have cheeks at least

 

[pickles]

This thread is the jokes.

I honestly thought this thread was going to be about Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies.




Bill Paxton's (RIP) character was all like "She has the ass of a 10 year old boy " and he meant that as a compliment.

 

[Spyro]

I thought it was gonna be the scene from Fast Five where the Israeli broad does the slow mo close up walk and the Asian cat is staring at her ass like it's the most amazing thing he's ever seen.

 

[Spyro]

This thread is the jokes.

I honestly thought this thread was going to be about Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies.




Bill Paxton's (RIP) character was all like "She has the ass of a 10 year old boy " and he meant that as a compliment.

 

[Jax]

 

[Perfectson]

why as a director would you see that and say "yeah lets put that in the movie"

 

[hex]

why as a director would you see that and say "yeah lets put that in the movie"

Breh I'm white but I will tell you the average white person doesn't care about ass. Like, at all. So the problem with that scene probably wasn't readily apparent to most people.

Fred.