GOAT Eddie Murphy rant. :deadrose:

[KravenMorehead™]

"Man fukk that cheap ass watch man"

"I apologize"


love this movie

 

[cheek100]

o, and the Golden Child was played by a female.

Your girl look like a Brothel madam now.

Damn that hurt me deep. She never really had no roles after the golden child either

 

[Monoblock]

Damn that hurt me deep. She never really had no roles after the golden child either

She played George's girlfriend on Seinfeld back in the day. He was pissed b/c he thought she was balemic and throwing up meals he was paying for.

 

[Ukbrotha]

You guys bringing back my classic. Love eddie and martin's Life.

 

[Ruck]

eddie aint make no more black comedy movies after that.

him and martin were dynamic. the cast was unreal. soundtrack was on point. they truly dont make these kinda movies anymore

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Your girl look like a Brothel madam now.

Is that yo bytch?

 

[BodieBroadus]

Eddie: (pulls out big wad of money) "How about you turn one of them white only pies...into nikka pie "

Fat racist white bytch: (cocks shotgun) "how bout i turn you into nikka pie "

Martin: "lets get outta here ray

Eddie: "yea lets do that...ppl take they pie real seriously round here "

Idk why but thats one of my favorite scenes...especially since they come back to it when ray take that pie from that white woman window seal

"I ain't drivin no 35 miles to get no pie. Lady. MA'AM. "

Scene was fukkery from the jump.

Martin was obviously the "straight man" or whatever in this flick, but he had a few classic bits, too.

 

[Mowgli]

Is that yo bytch?

Don't refer to my wife that way.

Just because your marriage failed due to your homosexuality, baldness and infertility doesn't mean we all taking Ls out here.

2ndly, faggit, that woman isn't asian.

 

[BodieBroadus]

I swear I thought about this scene when I watched Life the other day.

Eddie Murphy was wildin out the entire movie especially with that cornbread scene. Him and Martin really killed it in this movie.

His most underrated performance of his career imo.

"If you let him have your cornbread, you gonna be ironin his draws and clippin his toenails."

Straight jokes.

Spoiler

And I was with each line a' Bernie's.

 

[Niqqa You Gay]

"In fact don't even say watch! Say "little clock" or some sht"

 

[Ukbrotha]

Ray's boom boom room.

 

[BAMBA]

"I'm da Papi"

Bernie Mac

 

[OGBobbyJohnson]

This has always been one of my favorite Eddie rants

"Shakespeare..Sphere Chuckers"

 

[Milk N Cookies]

#movieclub @BodieBroadus this is how u bring the masses into the film room threads

 

[Mowgli]

This has always been one of my favorite Eddie rants

"Shakespeare..Sphere Chuckers"

Arnold SchwartzaCRACKA