#GMB. Y'all remember that TV court bailiff breh that killed his wife?

[ThrobbingHood]

@TL15 we've got some real creative brehs on here.

 

[Sex Luthor]

He’s the one that was accused of cheating

He just told on himself. Details and all. Sitting back typing that like

 

[Womb Raider]

What's with some nikkas killing their wives

Over cheating allegations

It was over steroid allegations

 

[Neuromancer]

Just leave.

 

[Easy-E]

What's with some nikkas killing their wives

Over cheating allegations

Our culture is obsessed with monogamy.

 

[Sbp]

Also remember when a comedian kinda predicted it?


Timestamped @1:23

That's Sean Harris, Robin's nephew

 

[CarbonBraddock]

imagine you been having sex with a woman for 20 years

Routine...you know what to expect

And then you notice she squirms a little differently when you do that normal thing

she asks you to lift her leg in a new position

she ain’t looking you in the eyes

She lets out a different kinda moan


You roll outta bed and clean up and walk over and see that glow from her phone on her face... she quickly opens IG and closes her text messages...

then you look on the ground and you see one small wrapper... it’s a green jolly rancher...

you a Reese’s type a nygga... but you disregard it

you pick her up from work the next day and she’s smiling while some breh is walking away from her desk... cheesin with something in his cheek...

The smell is sweet and familiar but not entirely recognizable

And then it hits you... sour apple


sour fyckin Apple


She’s fyckin Arnold from accounting

I used to work at the Jolly Rancher factory when i was about 18. It was some dudes who was gettin drunk and shyt one night and one of the dudes ended up fallin into the Jolly Cauldron. They found him the next morning, and he'd basically been turned into a human-sized jolly rancher. There was like 12 vampire bats flying around him and licking him like a tootsie pop. So I can never eat a jolly rancher again after knowing such things. This happened in the south btw.

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Kind of off topic but grape jelly ranchers are the best jolly ranchers. Green is right behind it though.

 

[2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat]

imagine you been having sex with a woman for 20 years

Routine...you know what to expect

And then you notice she squirms a little differently when you do that normal thing

she asks you to lift her leg in a new position

she ain’t looking you in the eyes

She lets out a different kinda moan


You roll outta bed and clean up and walk over and see that glow from her phone on her face... she quickly opens IG and closes her text messages...

then you look on the ground and you see one small wrapper... it’s a green jolly rancher...

you a Reese’s type a nygga... but you disregard it

you pick her up from work the next day and she’s smiling while some breh is walking away from her desk... cheesin with something in his cheek...

The smell is sweet and familiar but not entirely recognizable

And then it hits you... sour apple


sour fyckin Apple


She’s fyckin Arnold from accounting

my guy... who hurt you???

 

[Dr. Acula]

I used to work at the Jolly Rancher factory when i was about 18. It was some dudes who was gettin drunk and shyt one night and one of the dudes ended up fallin into the Jolly Cauldron. They found him the next morning, and he'd basically been turned into a human-sized jolly rancher. There was like 12 vampire bats flying around him and licking him like a tootsie pop. So I can never eat a jolly rancher again after knowing such things. This happened in the south btw.

Jolly rancher cauldron?

 

[bnew]

big muscle head azz nigguh lol...do football numbers ova a thot

his wife of 27 years is a thot? you know something we don't?

 

[EndDomination]

Kind of off topic but grape jelly ranchers are the best jolly ranchers. Green is right behind it though.

Just gonna disrespect Blue Raspberry like that?

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Just gonna disrespect Blue Raspberry like that?

Yessir

 

[JackRoss]

@TL15 we've got some real creative brehs on here.

He's speaking from experience

 

[Heafcliffe]

imagine you been having sex with a woman for 20 years

Routine...you know what to expect

And then you notice she squirms a little differently when you do that normal thing

she asks you to lift her leg in a new position

she ain’t looking you in the eyes

She lets out a different kinda moan


You roll outta bed and clean up and walk over and see that glow from her phone on her face... she quickly opens IG and closes her text messages...

then you look on the ground and you see one small wrapper... it’s a green jolly rancher...

you a Reese’s type a nygga... but you disregard it

you pick her up from work the next day and she’s smiling while some breh is walking away from her desk... cheesin with something in his cheek...

The smell is sweet and familiar but not entirely recognizable

And then it hits you... sour apple


sour fyckin Apple


She’s fyckin Arnold from accounting

Breh, this is sensational.