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Also remember when a comedian kinda predicted it?
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Timestamped @1:23
What's with some nikkas killing their wives
Over cheating allegations![]()
imagine you been having sex with a woman for 20 years
Routine...you know what to expect
And then you notice she squirms a little differently when you do that normal thing
she asks you to lift her leg in a new position
she ain’t looking you in the eyes
She lets out a different kinda moan
You roll outta bed and clean up and walk over and see that glow from her phone on her face... she quickly opens IG and closes her text messages...
then you look on the ground and you see one small wrapper... it’s a green jolly rancher...
you a Reese’s type a nygga... but you disregard it
you pick her up from work the next day and she’s smiling while some breh is walking away from her desk... cheesin with something in his cheek...
The smell is sweet and familiar but not entirely recognizable
And then it hits you... sour apple
sour fyckin Apple
She’s fyckin Arnold from accounting![]()
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imagine you been having sex with a woman for 20 years
Routine...you know what to expect
And then you notice she squirms a little differently when you do that normal thing
she asks you to lift her leg in a new position
she ain’t looking you in the eyes
She lets out a different kinda moan
You roll outta bed and clean up and walk over and see that glow from her phone on her face... she quickly opens IG and closes her text messages...
then you look on the ground and you see one small wrapper... it’s a green jolly rancher...
you a Reese’s type a nygga... but you disregard it
you pick her up from work the next day and she’s smiling while some breh is walking away from her desk... cheesin with something in his cheek...
The smell is sweet and familiar but not entirely recognizable
And then it hits you... sour apple
sour fyckin Apple
She’s fyckin Arnold from accounting![]()
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This is what makes the Coli greatimagine you been having sex with a woman for 20 years
Routine...you know what to expect
And then you notice she squirms a little differently when you do that normal thing
she asks you to lift her leg in a new position
she ain’t looking you in the eyes
She lets out a different kinda moan
You roll outta bed and clean up and walk over and see that glow from her phone on her face... she quickly opens IG and closes her text messages...
then you look on the ground and you see one small wrapper... it’s a green jolly rancher...
you a Reese’s type a nygga... but you disregard it
you pick her up from work the next day and she’s smiling while some breh is walking away from her desk... cheesin with something in his cheek...
The smell is sweet and familiar but not entirely recognizable
And then it hits you... sour apple
sour fyckin Apple
She’s fyckin Arnold from accounting![]()
![]()
imagine you been having sex with a woman for 20 years
Routine...you know what to expect
And then you notice she squirms a little differently when you do that normal thing
she asks you to lift her leg in a new position
she ain’t looking you in the eyes
She lets out a different kinda moan
You roll outta bed and clean up and walk over and see that glow from her phone on her face... she quickly opens IG and closes her text messages...
then you look on the ground and you see one small wrapper... it’s a green jolly rancher...
you a Reese’s type a nygga... but you disregard it
you pick her up from work the next day and she’s smiling while some breh is walking away from her desk... cheesin with something in his cheek...
The smell is sweet and familiar but not entirely recognizable
And then it hits you... sour apple
sour fyckin Apple
She’s fyckin Arnold from accounting![]()
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