GMB: Tracy Morgan bout to get pockets ran

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Why get married if you’re rich and famous and have access to top notch p*ssy? Especially with divorce rates and the mindset of the modern woman being what it is in 2020? That is the stupidest, most ass backwards shyt EVER:mindblown:

Hope these women keep taking these dumb nikkas to the cleaners until they collectively WAKE UP:rudy:

Marriage in 2020 has NO benefit for a man. This ain’t 1952 anymore :camby:

If she wasn't down from day 1, no way I'm marrying down. shyt, marrying down period is a big risk.
 

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Her young bull waiting in the cut like :birdman: lol nikka 21 years old and be texting the bytch like

Goon: AYE HOE..DIVORCE DAT FAT NIKKA bytch:pacspit:

Tracy wife::shaq:yes daddy, I'm working on it I just got off the phone with my lawyer and we are progressing. I miss you big daddy:shaq:

Goon: bytch ILL KILL U HOE..I WANT 20 MILLION SLUT BUCKET

Tracy wife::shaq:yes baby, I'ma buy you all the video games and Jordans you could ever want.im so in love with you...

(Tracey walks in the room: hey bae, who you talking to?:mjgrin:)

Tracey wife: GET OUT OF THE ROOM AND CLOSE MY DOOR, YOUR ON THE COUCH TONIGHT a$$hole:pacspit:


Tracey: :mjcry:
 

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If I get rich, then get married:

I'm just gonna offer the chick like $5MM (million) up front and that's it.

Here's the $5MM. Keep it in your savings in case you wanna leave one day, but that's ALL

assuming I have like $50MM
 

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This man left with his first wife's kidney that saved his life and went and married this one.......only for her to leave with half his bread, alimony and child support :wow:

#GMB takes no losses, whatsover!

#GMB honestly makes way too much sense. Why in the flying fukk would any man forego millions of years of biological evolution and put his mental health and assets on the line just so that a woman he's not tired of having sex with yet can have pictures of herself looking pretty in a dress?

fukk man. :smh:
 

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If I get rich, then get married:

I'm just gonna offer the chick like $5MM (million) up front and that's it.

Here's the $5MM. Keep it in your savings in case you wanna leave one day, but that's ALL

assuming I have like $50MM

What state you in?

You better make her sign a prenup saying she dont get shyt. Also make sure you have full custody of any kids.
 

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Hoping a successful brother go broke just because he want a family and someone to grow old with.

That's some next level hate bruh. :wow:
I’m guessing you’re one of the delusional, simp nikkas I’m speaking on. If these dumb nikkas keep getting married in these current times, then they deserve whatever happens to them. I have no sympathy for stupid ass nikkas or simp ass nikkas. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. These “successful brothers” wouldn’t give me $10 to buy a McDonald’s combo meal if I was starving. So. Fucc them and their money. They don’t give a fukk about me, so I reciprocate that energy. Fucc em if they wanna be stupid. No sympathy.
 
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men aint really that smart when it comes ro relationships imma be real.

Seems like women are just better at this shyt

Not really... Women are just given the bag just for saying I do..... it has nothing to do with the actual relationship.... This is a legality issue, not a relationship one
 
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