#GMB Mans dying wife wants to get her back savagely blown out raw by her ex as last wish

[Secure Da Bag]

That's what divorce is for.

 

[Ridge Forrester]

Damn! Talk about a double whammy!

 

[Breh13]

Don't believe reddit shyt at all.

Just a bunch of people practising creative writing and seeing if they can make people believe outlandish scenarios. Works everytime.

 

[MikelArteta]

Sounds like a movie script

Tubi

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

And he left that thang leaking and stankin. Yes sir.

 

[Lady.Libra.]

Wow.

 

[boogers]

hows she so sure the ex would wanna hit it one last time?

sounds like shes already entertaining it

personally i couldnt put my dikk in somebody with cancer. just wouldnt feel right

 

[duncanthetall]

Bro they gotta stop writing articles on Reddit posts. I’m sitting here like “I swear I read this goofy shyt somewhere before…”

 

[Remote]

Imagine that bytch riding her ex into the pearly gates

Ain’t no pearly gates where she’s going.

 

[analog]

Assuming this is a real situation, the solution is simple. Leave that bytch.

She can go ahead with her ex, but either way she's spending her last months alone with no one by her side. Ex ain't sticking around after dropping a nut on her face, either.

 

[Uachet]

That is heart breaking if true, but it is not a circumstance that does not give both of them something out of it. Let her sleep with that ex she pinning for, but also leave her over there for that ex to take care from then on out. No need to waste time putting in divorce papers, she is passing on anyway. That way, she can be with the man she was always really pinning for, and you can get rid of the woman who only saw you as a means to an end.

 

[Neuromancer]

It's all fake because it's never happened to anyone on the coli

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I'd drop her off at the hospital and not come back

 

[duckbutta]

Would have told that bytch sure I aint even mad...cause I'm definitely going to be doing some fukking after you dead.

shyt I'm going to dress the new chick up in your clothes so you can be there in spirit. It'll be like a threesome.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Another article written about a creative writing prompt on social media!

I hate Journalism and humanity!