Glow In The Dark Condoms That Alert You Of STD's....BRILLIANT!!!

[King Crimson]

What color for HIV?

Black.

What do you do if she got that DJ Red Alert

I mean, I'm already wearing a condom, right?

 

[86\*/98]

wait wait WAIT.

So you mean to tell me in the near future I'll be able to tell if a bytch is clean with this condom, take it off, fukk raw and bust inside her knowing she won't get pregnant because I'll be on male birth control?



They talked about a day like this coming to pass but I never thought I'd see it. I'm so happy right now, brehs.

ALI BOOMBYAE ALI BOOMBYAE ALI BOOMBYAE

 

[CinnaSlim]

It would still work on the guy too right? I can see cheating dudes try to place blame on the girl tho. Or girls suspecting their man of cheating, making him put on the condom.

 

[TwistedMetal]

Nut comin out like..

Aye breh, where is this water park?

 

[DonKnock]

When do they start trading stock

 

[Spatial Paradox]

This is gonna cause a lot of damages unless they have excellent quality control. I can see it just now if these condoms dont actually work and it says people have stds and they really don't. This aint gonna work out for real. A lot more domestic violence in the future.

It'll probably have a ton of disclaimers on it about how it shouldn't actually be taken as 100% proof of an STI or lack thereof

 

[Mass]

This didn't start happening until I was in my 30's.

Older chicks will tell you straight up, "I have herpes... you still wanna fukk?"

I've pretty much said yes every time so...

 

[newworldafro]

This didn't start happening until I was in my 30's.

Older chicks will tell you straight up, "I have herpes... you still wanna fukk?"

I've pretty much said yes every time so...

You still wear condoms? You kiss? You lick the clit? You put on a space suit with a hole for the penis?

 

[Rawtid]

Pregnancy and abortion rates are about to increase.

Just because she doesn't have an STD doesn't mean she can't get pregnant.

 

[Rawtid]

What if the dude has herp, does it glow when he puts it on?

 

[newworldafro]

Pregnancy and abortion rates are about to increase.

Just because she doesn't have an STD doesn't mean she can't get pregnant.

You must have missed the comments about the coming male birth control ?

The argument could be made this doesn't encourage any welcoming sexual activity. Which is a valid argument.

On the other hand, if this actually works, then it does provide an additional tool to be more pro-active and more confident.

This is a Catch-22 like condoms, birth control, viagra and dildos.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

You still wear condoms? You kiss? You lick the clit? You put on a space suit with a hole for the penis?

Nah breh just 4 mins of missionary-style penetration with a condom followed by never calling them back again.

Still, I fukked.

 

[Kalik]

When you pull ya dikk out and see this...

Do you keep strokin cuz the condom should prevent 99.9% and now you know to never go raw with said hoe. Or do you just get up in disgust and leave...


That's the nasty nikka question.,.. when she lookin

If it clean tho

 

[ClevelandSteamer]

The chick that burned him also was the chick he lost his virginity to but I'll let @Amphibious tell it

Where this nikka @Amphibious at b? With a name like that you know he ain't right

 

[Grifter]