Give this man an oscar. Michael Cera snaps after being in the friendzone for too long

[Dave24]

Funny but brings up some bad memories.

 

[smitty22]

No, it was that bozo @smitty22

Somebody gonna love me

 

[AnonymityX1000]

Good news! I eventually got over the hump. I never was a player but I got a decent stream of action once I stopped playing the friend game.
If you want to fukk a girl let her know up front but in the kindest words possible and as soon as possible. If she still wants to hang out after you let her know your intentions she is down under the right circumstances as well. And if she tries to friend zone you cut off all communication you are better off and move on to the next one.

 

[mvp_status]

I fully expected him to crash into a oncoming car when he took off

 

[MenacingMonk]

I fully expected him to crash into a oncoming car when he took off

I was hoping this would happen. No payoff to the scene.

 

[DaylitoJames]

Dude sounded like Shawn Wayans when he yelled "I HATE YOU MR. GIBBS! "

 

[humble forever]

they never choose him



AGGGHGHGHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

.......................

 

[Mowgli]

Stfu u damn dork.

Start taking Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu and spend the rest of your life trying to avoid women putting babies on you

Careful what you wish for. Sad bum

 

[steadyrighteous]

Her?

That scream as he pulled off is straight out of some Will Ferrell/Judd Apatow shyt.

I can picture John C. Reilly doing that in Step Brothers

 

[RajWatts]

Real talk they need to put Cera in a role like Uncut Gems

 

[AnonymityX1000]

Real talk they need to put Cera in a role like Uncut Gems

Wasn't he a degenerate dikkhead in Molly's Game?
He just needs more work generally, he's a funny guy.