Give me your best Roman Reigns impression in this thread

[Golayitdown]

"I just pulled up and heard that I'm facing Brock at [insert ppv]. Why do you keep getting me title shots without my approval? "

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

"Here's what I think, Brock Lesnar. You're just a bytch. A big, stupid bytch that hides behind his contract like a bytch does. You know, you kinda remind me of Curious George. You know, I have daughters at home, they love watching him on TV. Curious George always getting bananas, having little adventures of mischief. I guess that would technically.....make Paul Heyman.....the Man in the Yellow Hat, wouldn't it? You can't give a monkey a microphone, Paul.

But all that is just another reason why I'm going to beat your monkey ass and become the new Universal Champion. Because I don't bury talent. I'm not an indie darling. And I sure as hell ain't Vince's boy. I'm just the one and only......Roman Reigns."

This kind of smells like money.

"One fish... two fish... red fish... blue fish... I'm gonna beat your ass."

 

[DaylitoJames]

Roman: I'm here.... HERE for work.... Where's Brock at?
Crowd:

Roman: Brock must not love his job since he's never here like I am everyweek
Crowd:

Roman: I beat Brock yet somehow I'm not the champion.... that's because Brock is Vince's boy
Crowd:

Roman: Now I'm about to be in the main event tonight because I've earned it belee that
Crowd: Roman in the main event?

 

[Grifter]

Believe That

 

[Amor fati]

Roman: "Knock Knock"

Paul: "Well who's there?"

Roman: "The Big Dog!"

Paul: "Big Dog who?"

Roman: "The next big Universal Champ!"

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Roman: "Knock Knock"

Paul: "Well who's there?"

Roman: "The Big Dog!"

Paul: "Big Dog who?"

Roman: "The next big Universal Champ!"

 

[Max.]

I got screwed last week

 

[Nintendough]

*attempts to get over*


*Doesn't*

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

*Suffering Succotash*

 

[WalkGawd]

 

[mannyrs13]

*Boos, jeers, and chants for a few minutes.

THIS IS MY THREAD NOW!