self loathing dingbat....
imagine bringing her home,
falling asleep and waking up before
she can run to the bathroom and get
her disguise applied.
*diving for the phone*
me: 911 i got some woman in my bed uninvited
her: it's me
me: you who???
911: were gonna send a unit
me: please before i clap this bytch!
her: please calm down....let me explain
me: what did you do with young tenda?
her: it's me.....i just need to put my makeup on
me: listen.....I dont wanna hurt you.
her:
me: the police are on the way.
her: you really called them?.....it's me!
me: you put something in my drank!
police: sir are you ok??
me: she's in here naked....just kick the door in!