I can relate...
A few years ago I went to Chipotle with the fam and got mad food poisoning. Like instant diarrhea. I ran to the bathroom like my life depended on it but my shyt was already coming out. I had explosive diarrhea and had to throw my boxers in the trash. No matter how much paper towels I used to clean myself up, I still smelled like shyt. I told the fam I had to go and drove to my crib with the quickness with shyt stains all down the inside of my pant legs.
It was terrible