When I was younger my pops had a friend who used to try shyt like that to me.
when I was a shawty but I used to let him fukk'n have it, tho.
I guess I was like four years old and he had no idea I used to stay at this hard body bad kid orphanage everyday as a baby sitter.
So he had no idea I was used to dealing with nikkaz out of order even as a kid.
So, anyway pops friend was on some take ya toy shyt stop whining shyt.
Yet he accidently smushed and pinched my finger in a car door on accident and I hollered about that shyt.
So of course it is the dad consoles his little son moment and he was on that gilber arenas shyt in the video.
So, now I am on the get back cause he on some be a man shyt.
So, I am like bet before that was even slang in the seventies.
More like l jeez mo nette, you jive turkey..imma take yo off there.
To the point I waited,...
till that nikka was by the car door and this back in like 79 or so and the car door a real steel Chevy Malibu or so.
I grabbed the wooden mini bat from under my pop's driver seat on the side.
All parents took from their kids room and put in their car back then.
when they gave you a big new plastic whifflebat to substitute for your kidstuff mini bat.
So I waited till he was talking mad shyt. With the bat hidden,..
now I am four and this is aggravating cause I don't take none of this shyt as play. Plus my finger was pinched as hell.
When I got out over my other father's friends house.
he was still on that haha little man shyt, and had his hands still in the trajectory of the car door.
I peeped even back then and I shut that nikka hand in the door.
When he yelled about his grown ass hand getting smashed.
I, bust him dead in his knee, with that rapid fire sense of urgency mad kid run of blows. You hit another shawty with on the playground in a tussle.
All because you ain't had fight at that age just a tussle.
when he was yellin in pain from his hand being slammed in the door at the same time I went across his tall ass knees with the mini bat like blaow, bloaw, ping.
He never messed with me again and always reminded me everytime I saw him at every age and stage of how I set him up with the mini bat.
His whole defensive posture with one hand trapped in a car door.
Then, trying to block a mini bat all at the same time is still comedy to me how I did him.
Later he went on to be like the mayor of Crestwood or some shyt.
That nikka sonny Shaw,.....
After that he was mad cool, but he was one of those narcissistic guys you learned as a kid.
to build tough skin for or beat their ass, it was no way around having to do shyt to them.
As my pops still blames me for putting the mini bat to sonny Shaw the mayor's legs.
So, I know guys like arenas and not a stranger to that little kid shyt.
What's funny is,.....
I almost did the same shyt to another mayor.
my cousin is the mayor out here and I ain't know that nikka at all.
So, I was on one of these country ass roads.
When, some nikka cuts me off as a joke on complete purpose.
This is like right when I got my vette the first time.
Now mind you, I am in a new town.
So, some goofball cutting me off telling friendly jokes to me.
is like I am on the nine on Burnside or Marquette in car jack city.
So, I am already on nikka, I will beat Cho ass bytch mode for making me nervous shyt.
I start to get out and put on my voodoos on this chestire cat smiling ass nikka and my guy in the vette is like nah e,...man y'all Chicago motherfukkers a trip. I am like what,...
he like, breh,...that's the mayor.
I am like oh I was about to beat down the mayor and he was like that's your cousin, too.
All I know is a nikka was gon get the fire thunder driver through the hood of his Cherokee.
if my guy had not of been there but it would have been the mayor tho.
Art Barr
I don't know why they even make guys like that,....
Guys named sonny was on some other shyt but after that he treated me great and he collected mad trains and had them running around house. So, after that he was chill and trusted ne to olay with his antiques when I am sure somebody else kid would have destroyed them bytches.