Gift 4 a jumpoff?

[Screwface Exchange]

Shes a jumpoff. Her gift is the dikk. THAT fukkING SIMPLE

yeah dats simple enough, but then eventually da jumpoff finds a next nikkas dikk, and u gotta find a next jumpoff. Gotta find new ways to cover ur tracks from da wifey, n hopefully dis new jumpoff is chill n doesnt blow ur spot up. da more jumpoffs u go through, the greater the rish ur runnin of findin a girl who's gonna blow ur spot up, or shiet know ur wifey, b a friends, or sum other ish. Keepin a solid reliable stable is to fall back to is alot easier and less stress.

Espeically when she a youngin cuz she still gonna look good in a yr or 2, and she aint lookin to settle down or ne other dumb shyt. Also, having a youngin is nice cuz durin da day they bz wit skool n ish, so its less time i gotta spend wit her n keep her happy n occupied.

 

[Dwolf]

yeah dats simple enough, but then eventually da jumpoff finds a next nikkas dikk, and u gotta find a next jumpoff. Gotta find new ways to cover ur tracks from da wifey, n hopefully dis new jumpoff is chill n doesnt blow ur spot up. da more jumpoffs u go through, the greater the rish ur runnin of findin a girl who's gonna blow ur spot up, or shiet know ur wifey, b a friends, or sum other ish. Keepin a solid reliable stable is to fall back to is alot easier and less stress.

Espeically when she a youngin cuz she still gonna look good in a yr or 2, and she aint lookin to settle down or ne other dumb shyt. Also, having a youngin is nice cuz durin da day they bz wit skool n ish, so its less time i gotta spend wit her n keep her happy n occupied.

Im not reading that.

 

[Screwface Exchange]

lol all of a sudden everybody want to act like Pimp C and shyt, Hoes like when u buy them shyt and even if it is a jumpoff, lil stuff like that will go a long way and keep her from "jumping off ya dikk" to the next nikka. Whatever u get don't spend more than $50 on that shyt or that's considered ya main in my opinion.

So gimme wha recommendations on sumthin 2 get dis trick.

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

that dont sound like your jumpoff

she sound like your girl

but why mess up a good thing, gifts? to jumpoff? maybe a mistress.

but do whatever that will move the relationship forward.

going overboard might repel her.

 

[Screwface Exchange]

that dont sound like your jumpoff

she sound like your girl

but why mess up a good thing, gifts? to jumpoff? maybe a mistress.

but do whatever that will move the relationship forward.

going overboard might repel her.

yea ur kinda rite, to me a top jumpoff is like a mistress. me n my brehs treat our main jumpoffs like a goodfellas movie. we have nites out where every1 jus brings they jumpoff, every1 knows every1 elses jump off, n da bytches know wha lines not to cross.

 

[dontreadthis]

lol you buying this young bytch gifts to fukk with you and you callin her the jumpoff? get ya life together man.....

 

[PrinceDeeDer]

Ok y'all since da weather been gettin nice, i've started to add sum new jumpoffs to da team. I think i found my num2, nice lil brunnette pawg that r kelly wld appreciate, bish is 17 turnin 18 next month.

bish been givin good head, hookin her friends up wit my brehs, n she works at dominoes so she bring a nikka free pizza n wings whenever i ask. So wha kinda gift should i get her, that dis lil trick will think is da world to her, but really cost me less than $100?

I was thinkin sum real thin gold necklace wit da letter of her 1st name on it? Need sum help here brehs.

I don't even get my girlfriends nothin...shyt if you do i suggest using dollar tree

 

[Dro_Pesci]

Aye breh dont listen to any of these nikkas with no girl let alone a solid side chick.

Not sure i agree with you labeling her a jumpoff because i dont think this thread would even be made. A jumpoff is someone who gets calls in the wee hours of the morning to take some D and bounce. no dinner dates no hangin outside anywhere none of that shyt

What you describe is a solid side chick who knows her place and you like to do shyt with her and aint nuttin wrong with that

But jewelry is waaaaaay out the question

$100 might be much but with $50 you can go grab her some perfume or somethin. she a youngin so a gift card to Hollister or H&M would do

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

but then eventually da jumpoff finds a next nikkas dikk

butr shes a jumpoff tho? why do you care?

 

[Swirv]

Dont buy nothing u cant enjoy too if u buy anything at all. Honestly sounds like u setting yourself up. White bytches are the grimiest when they dont get their way. If your white that wont apply to u.

 

[LimitedEdition]

Check your local planned parenthood and see if they have gift certificates.

 

[TreyAce]

http://justintimberlake.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dikk-in-a-box.jpg

 

[bangbreh]

gifts for a jumpoff
condoms and a trip to the abortion doc

 

[ThumpDaddy]

Well, since she's your jumpoff it shouldn't be too much you have to do. If she's just 18 you can take her to dinner and get her some perfume. Go to Applebee's or somewhere on that level. That shyt will go a long way.

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

Why don't you stop manipulating 17 year old girls before karma catches up to you?

This dudes posts are the reason there are statutory rape charges

shyts creep status