Gift 4 a jumpoff?

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Ok y'all since da weather been gettin nice, i've started to add sum new jumpoffs to da team. I think i found my num2, nice lil brunnette pawg that r kelly wld appreciate, bish is 17 turnin 18 next month.

bish been givin good head, hookin her friends up wit my brehs, n she works at dominoes so she bring a nikka free pizza n wings whenever i ask. So wha kinda gift should i get her, that dis lil trick will think is da world to her, but really cost me less than $100?

I was thinkin sum real thin gold necklace wit da letter of her 1st name on it? Need sum help here brehs.
 

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You better get that bytch a Coke and a smile.

No good can come out of you buying gifts for your "jump off"... now if she's more than a jump off - and since you're considering buying her $100 worth of shyt she clearly is in your mind - then that's different.
 
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You better get that bytch a Coke and a smile.

No good can come out of you buying gifts for your "jump off"... now if she's more than a jump off - and since you're considering buying her $100 worth of shyt she clearly is in your mind - then that's different.

See normally i wldnt really treat da jump off to a gift or nuthin, but dis pawg was a nice lil find, bish is a youngin, so i'm figuring i can mold her into da perfect jump off as dem older gyals got too much brains on em. While dis 1 is young n dumb n full of my cum.

Im figuring by her a gift, take her out 2 da club, cuz she cnt get otherwise but i can get her past security, n play sum mind games on her n mk dis bish my solid num2 till she 20 or 21 n still lookin proper. Even got dis bish to finally go on da pill so im jus rawin it out all day.
 

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Ok y'all since da weather been gettin nice, i've started to add sum new jumpoffs to da team. I think i found my num2, nice lil brunnette pawg that r kelly wld appreciate, bish is 17 turnin 18 next month.

bish been givin good head, hookin her friends up wit my brehs, n she works at dominoes so she bring a nikka free pizza n wings whenever i ask. So wha kinda gift should i get her, that dis lil trick will think is da world to her, but really cost me less than $100?

I was thinkin sum real thin gold necklace wit da letter of her 1st name on it? Need sum help here brehs.

Shes a jumpoff. Her gift is the dikk. THAT fukkING SIMPLE :mindblown:
 

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You better get that bytch a Coke and a smile.

No good can come out of you buying gifts for your "jump off"... now if she's more than a jump off - and since you're considering buying her $100 worth of shyt she clearly is in your mind - then that's different.

let's not pretend that 100 dollars is a lot of money. i'll spend 100 in a day even when i don't got it. :SHIBBY:
 
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Why don't you stop manipulating 17 year old girls before karma catches up to you?

Karma has already caught me, dats why im out here tryin 2 enjoy da time i got left man. We got cancer, aids, terrorist bombers, earthquakes, sinkholes n 15 yr olds lookin like chief keef shootin up da place. I'm gonna bust my nut as much as i can, while i still can man.

if ne of u guys got a daughter 15 n up, u shld keep her away from me :shaq: cuz im wildin out chea b4 i become :flabbynsick:
 

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$5 is a lot of money to spend on a jump off, breh.

:obama: aight. i'll allow it.

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Normally id say never get a jumpoff a gift, but i see your vision. what kind of stuff is she into?

Thank u Clinton, she gonna b a solid num2, she helps me lie to da wifey. I can go to her place n her moms wld cook me dinner. her older bro knows i got a wifey but he dont even care. I hooked him up wit a job wit my brehs at a construction site, so he cnt say shyt or hes back to unemployment chqs. shiet every wkend her bro gives me free weed, jus 2 keep me happy.

shes into, piercings, abercrombie n dumb ish like that.
 

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Karma has already caught me, dats why im out here tryin 2 enjoy da time i got left man. We got cancer, aids, terrorist bombers, earthquakes, sinkholes n 15 yr olds lookin like chief keef shootin up da place. I'm gonna bust my nut as much as i can, while i still can man.

He aint lyin tho :foh::foh::foh:
 

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my nikka...

first are you sure she knows her position on ya team?

are you positive?

if you havent clarified this then dont even get a gift

women are mad emotional. the smallest gestures can be blown out of proportion

you gotta make sure son
 

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lol all of a sudden everybody want to act like Pimp C and shyt, Hoes like when u buy them shyt and even if it is a jumpoff, lil stuff like that will go a long way and keep her from "jumping off ya dikk" to the next nikka. Whatever u get don't spend more than $50 on that shyt or that's considered ya main in my opinion.
 
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