GollyImGully
Too many wavy women, gotta log outta IG
almost got robbed at prospect park in brooklyn for my bike when i was in 6th grade by these 3 older nikkas
me and my friend was in there looking for gardener snakes (aint no damn snakes in that park, dont know why we thought it was )
so we deep ass fukk in the park, seeing waterfalls, ponds and shyt, basically in another hood in the park (if you from brooklyn you know what i mean) im like
I had this Mongoose bike and these 3 nikkas peeped it and started asking about the bike. I already knew what was up and all I was thinking was "aint no way in hell im walking all the way home from here with no bike" my nikka was wit me so i was like fukk if these nikkas bigger & stronger we fighting for this shyt!
goon 1 = yo you got the time?
me = *being a smart ass* yea 3:66
goon 2 = no its time for a robbery!
so i swing on goon #1 hit him and he stumbles back, the biggest goon #3 comes from behind and puts me in a full nelson at this point im lost cause idk how to get out of a full nelson
goon #2 (who looks like a dyke) talks about "yo just get the hammer" other goons looking like like they didnt know they even had one
mean while my "friend" is not helping at all this fool just went straight ghost mode and stood there screaming for help. im here getting my ass kicked and this mother fukker just there looking stupid. eventually some old guy comes outta no where and gets them off me and we ride outta there
afterwards i give my nikka the and said "fukk you" never spoke/seen him again
me and my friend was in there looking for gardener snakes (aint no damn snakes in that park, dont know why we thought it was )
so we deep ass fukk in the park, seeing waterfalls, ponds and shyt, basically in another hood in the park (if you from brooklyn you know what i mean) im like
I had this Mongoose bike and these 3 nikkas peeped it and started asking about the bike. I already knew what was up and all I was thinking was "aint no way in hell im walking all the way home from here with no bike" my nikka was wit me so i was like fukk if these nikkas bigger & stronger we fighting for this shyt!
goon 1 = yo you got the time?
me = *being a smart ass* yea 3:66
goon 2 = no its time for a robbery!
so i swing on goon #1 hit him and he stumbles back, the biggest goon #3 comes from behind and puts me in a full nelson at this point im lost cause idk how to get out of a full nelson
goon #2 (who looks like a dyke) talks about "yo just get the hammer" other goons looking like like they didnt know they even had one
mean while my "friend" is not helping at all this fool just went straight ghost mode and stood there screaming for help. im here getting my ass kicked and this mother fukker just there looking stupid. eventually some old guy comes outta no where and gets them off me and we ride outta there
afterwards i give my nikka the and said "fukk you" never spoke/seen him again