Getting eating by African Wild Dogs is probably the worst way to go out

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

What about dude who got attacked by a group of otters

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Reminds me of the following story. Mother was holding little guy up high to get a better view of the wild dogs in the zoo enclosure. He lurched forward unexpectedly and fell down into the enclosure with the dogs. They ripped him apart. I can only imagine being a parent and watching your 2 year old die like that.

Mother of a toddler fatally mauled by African dogs is to blame and shouldn’t be allowed to sue: zoo - New York Daily News (nydailynews.com)

Whatta Stupid bytch

 

[Canada Goose]

@Pigeon ain't responding.


Ole -ass, "I swallow my meat whole"-ass pelican really got him.

fukk Pelicans. I hope the Spurs beat the brakes off that ass.

I'm still here, I'm an Harlem Pigeon, Harlem birds don't let another bird swallow them whole

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

shouldn't evolution make the animals have some type of butthole guard

Animals getting eating alive from the butt

 

[Umoja]

Komodo dragons are worse. Way worse.

may least with dogs, they work fast. Death will come swiftly.

Komodo dragons take their time on you

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Them nyukkas got that Godzilla atomic breath. shyt so funky it knocks you out, and the bacteria from them not brushing finishes you off.

Now you're getting eaten alive by some big, smelly-ass lizard.

 

[Son Goku]

fukk that deer.

 

[Son Goku]

Komodo dragons are worse. Way worse.

may least with dogs, they work fast. Death will come swiftly.

Komodo dragons take their time on you

So glad humans weren't around when them Komodo dragon OGs were walking around.

Imagine a lizard 5x larger than a KD with the same type of teeth and venom that prevents clotting.