Get you a man but a submissive one that knows how to lead

[Buddy]

Why do brehs on here like to capture random thoughts of random women on twitter? Like is this your woman OP?

I'm cool with it if it's hilarious like OP's

 

[Nokids]

Facebook really is a diary of single moms and hoodrats with some vacation and wedding pics sprinkled in

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

K

 

[Arcavian]

Una estralla por puta balbucea

 

[Ty Daniels]

I'm cool with it if it's hilarious like OP's

That ain't even Common, LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rakim Allah]

But still bites.

Bites other people (men) but NOT her, friend.

 

[blockburna420]

Sounds like she wants to date a butch lesbian

Them hoes be the softest tender dikk simps

 

[Max Power]

OPs ability to find this shyt is incredible.

These are Facebook screenshots as well.

God knows what your home feed looks like.

Sifiting through all this bird babble must take its toll on your psyche.

 

[skyrunner1]

Chick is a complete random. No likes, not even viral you just screenshot it on your phone


Yet watch nggas come in and get their soliloquy on

When it was that eboni chick or that chick who got blackballed by beyonce, its why you listening to celebrities? When its a random its this

Is it Oochie Wally Wally or is it One Mic?


Just add "your mama black!" to complete the cypher

 

[LuuqMaan]

I’m taking a course on Bird Speak 101


in a weird way, is she saying she wants a man who can change her mind without being aggressive on stuff but allows room for compromise?

 

[F*ckthemkids]

Them hoes be the softest tender dikk simps

You're not wrong, but them hoes also jump off the porch for the slightest thing.

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

brehette out here asking for hot ice cream

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Them hoes be the softest tender dikk simps

Bra! Be straight suckas lol. Getting played way harder than guys lmao

You're not wrong, but them hoes also jump off the porch for the slightest thing.

Facts almost had to fight one a couple times cuz they thought I was looking at they girl.

 

[Oatmeal]

That ain't even Common, LMAO!!!!!!!!!

I was trying to figure out if I was missing something, or if it was a Pump It Up lyric somewhere that mentions change

 

[blockburna420]

Bra! Be straight suckas lol. Getting played way harder than guys lmao


Facts almost had to fight one a couple times cuz they thought I was looking at they girl.

i remember this lil stud bytch was tryna scrap with me in the club cause we was doing the crank that Soulja boy shyt and her bytch keep bumping in to me