I don't care what anyone says, if you have a child through vitro-fertlization ie out of a petri dish then you are a selfish b*stard that does not care for your child's wellbeing. From seeing that one movie where some guy fathers over a hundred kids because he sold his sperm to sperm banks for money, I looked up vitriol-fertilization and the like. Most of the kids wish they knew who their father/parents were and don't feel human.
They feel like some experiment created in a lab.
If you want children that bad then adopt, or try and get pregnant the natural way. Even a got damn turkey baster is better than this!