That has to be the worst homecoming ever. Dude walks in sees his kid playing dude.
"HEY BEN! Whats up?"
"Oh hey!...guy ...heh.. just came by to go over some scenes with Morena."
"Ben are those my robe and slippers?"
"yea, well I spilled wine on my cloth.."
"Is that my chateu lafite!"
"oh shyt! Buddy I just grabbed something from your cellar I didnt know..."
"no problem Ben. I was only saving that for when one of my screenplays got picked up."
"Jesus whats next you smoked my Fuentes and fukked my wife?! Haha"
"Haha cmon man...you know I don't smoke"
...
"Ben where is Morena?"
"Huh?"
"why do you smell like her?
"..."
"Ben, why do you smell like my wife? Why do you smell like my wife BEN?!"
"look guy I think you and morena have some things to discuss. I actually have an audition to get to so I cant stick around but uh take it easy bro."