Yesterday my brother in law's wife called me and asked if I could come thru and fix their bathroom sink, I owed her a favor so I said yea..so I pull up a hour later and I start working on her sink as shes leaving out the door for work...she mentioned not to close the bathroom door cuz it locks from the inside..so I'm working on they sink and then I hear the front door open, its my bro in law and he moaning..so im like . 
da he'll goin on, I get up and peak out the bathroom and this big fat nikka (weigh bout 410) done took his shirt off and is now trying to loosin his pants as he's headed down the hallway farting wit each step he take so I know he bout to blow loud dookies in the bathroom..i jump out like 
and he screams MOVE
..i try and get around him but he got the whole hallway blocked
...so this fat nikka bear hugs me and pushes me into the bathroom wit him and tosses me in the bathtub on some hulk ish..im in da tub looking up at him like 
while he stripping naked in da bathroom..he moaning and groaning talking bout he finna spray out 
"nikka IM BOUT TO ERUPT
" he sits on the toilet and starts spraying..blowin big dookies while I'm trying to get out da bathtub but this dummy done closed the door and now we both locked in dis joint and he blowing..sittin on the toilet like while I'm staring into his eyes like ..the smell 
got my stomach turning and now I gotta blow big dookies so I tell da fat nikka its my turn on da toilet so get up
..he stands up and squares up without wipin and steals on me..i fall back against the door like 
..ok big dog da toilet all urs broski..da only thing I can do is to use the bathtub so I hop in the tub and pull up da curtain and start blowing near the drain ..tell me why dis fat nikka gone stick his head through the shower curtain like 
and say "u nasty"...
da he'll goin on, I get up and peak out the bathroom and this big fat nikka (weigh bout 410) done took his shirt off and is now trying to loosin his pants as he's headed down the hallway farting wit each step he take so I know he bout to blow loud dookies in the bathroom..i jump out like and he screams MOVE..i try and get around him but he got the whole hallway blocked...so this fat nikka bear hugs me and pushes me into the bathroom wit him and tosses me in the bathtub on some hulk ish..im in da tub looking up at him like while he stripping naked in da bathroom..he moaning and groaning talking bout he finna spray out "nikka IM BOUT TO ERUPT" he sits on the toilet and starts spraying..blowin big dookies while I'm trying to get out da bathtub but this dummy done closed the door and now we both locked in dis joint and he blowing..sittin on the toilet like while I'm staring into his eyes like ..the smell got my stomach turning and now I gotta blow big dookies so I tell da fat nikka its my turn on da toilet so get up ..he stands up and squares up without wipin and steals on me..i fall back against the door like ..ok big dog da toilet all urs broski..da only thing I can do is to use the bathtub so I hop in the tub and pull up da curtain and start blowing near the drain ..tell me why dis fat nikka gone stick his head through the shower curtain like and say "u nasty"...
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