"Get It From Gawd!!" - The Official Thee Kraig Facts Show Thread

[satireprod]

If it smells like gator burp that's where danger lurks.... prophetic

got some heat to em'

 

[Guvnor]

Lmao seems like they playing with the ideal of doing a show with Boo. I seen the episode with Boo on the podcast and shyt was hilarious but Boo need to know when to chill. He just keep going lol.

They live rn

 

[Aje]

Let me land!

 

[JamesJabdi]

Yeah boo funny, but he be wildin. Last show he told a story about the time Michael Jackson and Tupac got into a fight. He be making up shyt.

 

[Tair]

I just remembered Kraig saying that if Oprah came out with a sextape he'd immediately end the show and go home to beat off. All the guys were when he said that shyt.

 

[jay83]

 

[Guvnor]

They responding to this(My first time seeing it lol)

 

[Ethnic Cleansing]

They responding to this(My first time seeing it lol)

Billy was clearly on drugs, but he wasn't lying. Kraig been hiding his notebook on Roast Me for years. They would typically edit him reading out of it on the condensed version that they show on YouTube, but on the Facebook live version you always saw him reading out of it.

 

[The Pledge]

They responding to this(My first time seeing it lol)

Man WTF... Billy don't write shyt AND IT SHOWS!

Billy acting like his roast were top tier. He's not up there with CP. That nikka CP definitely comes up with shyt off the head. Kraig cooked, pre-written or not.

Damn, Billy hating like a mother fukker on this one. He's dope but that's not a good look.

 

[Ethnic Cleansing]

Man WTF... Billy don't write shyt AND IT SHOWS!

Billy acting like his roast were top tier. He's not up there with CP. That nikka CP definitely comes up with shyt off the head. Kraig cooked, pre-written or not.

Damn, Billy hating like a mother fukker on this one. He's dope but that's not a good look.

I agree Billy is mid.

I think you missed his point tho. He's saying Kraig is a product of the machine. He was allowed to flourish because he was able to bring his reused, pre-written jokes in his notebook/phone and have the camera team, editing crew, and overall production play to his skills (by omitting the fact that is act isn't improv and only airing his joke that went over well in the final production) and by default, shield him from criticism.


The second Brando & Boo found a formula that elevated Boo's profile (with a little help ass well), Kraig tried to cry foul, and throw a light-skinned nikka temper tantrum and accuse Brandon of foul play. This falls in line with Kraigs obvious hate for KevonStage for being more successful than him.

He moves like a bitter weirdo tbh

 

[JamesJabdi]

I agree Billy is mid.

I think you missed his point tho. He's saying Kraig is a product of the machine. He was allowed to flourish because he was able to bring his reused, pre-written jokes in his notebook/phone and have the camera team, editing crew, and overall production play to his skills (by omitting the fact that is act isn't improv and only airing his joke that went over well in the final production) and by default, shield him from criticism.


The second Brando & Boo found a formula that elevated Boo's profile (with a little help ass well), Kraig tried to cry foul, and throw a light-skinned nikka temper tantrum and accuse Brandon of foul play. This falls in line with Kraigs obvious hate for KevonStage for being more successful than him.

He moves like a bitter weirdo tbh

Yeah. How you Boo's mans, but the only one in the whole roast session trying to take his shine away?

Then when he responding to Billy he talking about "whopping him" for pointing out the obvious, but you still love and and respect him?

Kraig aint the king of roast me and he mad that boo getting the shine.

 

[The Pledge]

Kraig aint the king of roast me and he mad that boo getting the shine.

I haven't watched the new Roast Me since it went to Caffeine so I can't say if he's ruling that shyt or not, but the previous seasons, Kraig and CP ran the show. Boo got his jokes off, Billy was a dub damn near every episode

Then when he responding to Billy he talking about "whopping him" for pointing out the obvious, but you still love and and respect him?

He did that shyt because he knows Billy's tactics. That woofing won't work like it did with his previous beefs. Kraig obviously doesn't wanna go there with the guy because Billy's an unhinged cokehead thus the pacifying love and respect comments.

The second Brando & Boo found a formula that elevated Boo's profile (with a little help ass well), Kraig tried to cry foul, and throw a light-skinned nikka temper tantrum and accuse Brandon of foul play. This falls in line with Kraigs obvious hate for KevonStage for being more successful than him.

I don't watch the latest season of Roast Me so I don't know how he acted on there but what's bolded could definitely be true. Kev sits at the popular table with Tahir and Tony with mainstream gigs. Comedians are known to be ankle biting crabs. Wouldn't surprise me if there's hate in the air.

 

[Guvnor]

Any of y'all watch that Comedy Press shyt on caffine? How is it?

 

[Ethnic Cleansing]

Any of y'all watch that Comedy Press shyt on caffine? How is it?

I saw the test episode and that shyt looked like recovered 1998 cable access show footage. It was like 4-5 hours, with different host throughout. It was alright

 

[Tair]

Any of y'all watch that Comedy Press shyt on caffine? How is it?

I just stick to Kraig Facts.

The new set is good as well.