Get fired, stunt in the parking lot and then get arrested brehs

[benjamin]

I call because why wouldn't you record that shyt
But funny story nonetheless

Breh life bout to erupt and u wanna record it, yall nikkas is mercilous savages, have some damn compassion

Spoiler

..fuk em..i was to busy laughin under my desk..recording it aint even come to mind to be honest.

WE OUTCHHERRRE..HIT DEM DONUTZ GANG GANG

 

[Neuromancer]

@benjamin

Link the old thread

 

[Absolut da poet ®]

 

[benjamin]

@benjamin

Link the old thread

Nikka u link it..im bout to eat my wifes booty then go to bed.

 

[Neuromancer]

Nikka u link it..im bout to eat my wifes booty then go to bed.

nikka I never even seen the first thread. nikka it's your thread.

 

[benjamin]

nikka I never even seen the first thread. nikka it's your thread.

 

[Womb Raider]

Nikka u link it..im bout to eat my wifes booty then go to bed.

lmfao

 

[King of Creampies]

HELL NAH NIKKAS …my boss who I made a thread about a couple months back finally took his L and got fired today but the nikka took it wit PRIDE and DIGNITY FEEL ME..So breh came by my desk around 9am today and told me the bad news and asked if I could help him clean out his office, so I’m like bet give me 5 mins..i go to his office and he tells me to close the door behind him and this nikka fighting back tears but he knew it was coming, right before we head out of his office with his boxes he tells me “YO fukk THESE nikkaS MAN, WATCH ME HIT THESE DONUTS IN THE OFFICE PARKING LOT BEFORE I LEAVE” and we head out to the elevator, now Im thinking he’s just letting off steam and Bullshyting bout the donuts but when I got to his car and loaded his shyt up he told me to look out the window of the 3rd floor in 10 mins because he bout to hit donuts and smoke his tires before leaving. I said dont do it man just go home and he said NO, THEY GONE REMEMBER ME ...I shake his hand and walk back in the building, up the elevator and to my floor, knock on my homeboys cube like and tell him to follow me to the window because this nikka bout to wild out..he shoots me a text “are you watching?” and im like “yea we watching but don’t do it bro” he responds wit “FUK EM” and then commences to pull his jag outta his parking spot, drive to the front entrance of the parking lot and revs his car and starts hitting donuts..LOL BREH hits 3 full donuts easily because its lightly raining out and then loses control and hits this curb to the entrance of the building and gets his car stuck..office security come out the building guns drawn and make him exit his vehicle and ly on the ground, Why this nikka hopped out the passenger door like , this big white cop we call big country cuz he got 2 golds in his mouth and he weighs 350 hops over my dudes hood with pistol drawn and forces him to the ground..I’m laughing so hard I RUN BACK to my cube and hide under my desk and start DYING covering my mouth…..i shoot the nikka a text "yo what happenend? you good? "


Me and my homeboy take a ride downstairs to the lobby to see the damage, he sitting in the waiting area handcuffed crying telling the security “CAR GOT TO MUCH HORSEPOWER I COULDN’T CONTROL IT”…then he sees me, I turn my head like cuz im laughing hard as hell trying to hold it in, I act like I dropped something when he calls my name but I couldn help it the laughter erupted MY nikkaS..I COULDN’T HOLD IT IN I JUST COULDN’T..I WAS DYING..I walked to the cafeteria and got my eggs and hot links, same hotlinks he couldn’t afford 2 months ago..then I walked past him eating my links with a fork and just hit him wit da

Oh wow...was this the dude who was getting hit for alimony or CP you wrote about?

Man....some brothers gott a learn the hard way

Also why didn't you record that shyt!?

 

[Ineedmoney504]

Time for u to move up bruv

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

@benjamin you have a very fluid writing style you could be making serious $$$ writing comedies. Stop bullshytting and get that paper. That clown tucker max is worth 5million off of lies that people thought were funny.

 

[benjamin]

Oh wow...was this the dude who was getting hit for alimony or CP you wrote about?

Man....some brothers gott a learn the hard way

Also why didn't you record that shyt!?

yea breh gone end up in jail because he can no longer pay his $1400 a month child support

 

[benjamin]

@benjamin you have a very fluid writing style you could be making serious $$$ writing comedies. Stop bullshytting and get that paper. That clown tucker max is worth 5million off of lies that people thought were funny.

@ nikkas thinking this is jokes and stories...

have your life fall apart before your eyes and have people on a forum think it's all made up, breh-fired-brehchico's.

 

[benjamin]

dang i remember when this happened.