my dad caught me about to one timeThose are the hands I know I would have caught if my parents ever caught me masturbating.
When you've got those strict parents, especially religious, you have to be careful: like carrying 12kilos of cocaine in his trunk as a Mexican man in Texas" careful.



on the insideThat's embarrassing
The things I do to you in my mind aren't...That's embarrassing


And you wonder why these Asians excel. You gotta discipline these kids right
glad I made it through my teens without getting caught.They are really religious so I'm sure that's part of itThese are like Filipinos. Filipinos don't excel. This is also bad parenting.
