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Russians Unable To Find Dumber Person To Run For President in 2020
MOSCOW -- After an extensive talent search, the Russian Federation has been unable to find a dumber person to run for President of the United States in 2020. Russian intelligence services scoured the worlds of American government, industry, sports and entertainment to find someone “with that rare mix of dimness, gullibility and illiteracy,” Russian President Vladimir Putin said. After an exhaustive search, the Russians identified only two serious contenders: Rep. Devin Nunes of California and Eric Trump. “At the end of the day, we decided Devin was doing an amazing job for us right where he is,” Putin said. “And we want to hold off on Eric until 2024.”

 

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