General Trump Administration F**kery Thread (2025-2029)

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1/11
@MeidasTouch
Donald Trump says it is an “absolute necessity” for the United States to annex Greenland.

“For purposes of National Security and Freedom throughout the World, the United States of America feels that the ownership and control of Greenland is an absolute necessity.”



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2/11
@ProjectConstitu
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3/11
@perimer1
In connection with the sale of the Danish West Indies to the United States in 1917, an addendum (allonge) was made granting the United States a preemption right to Greenland. An allonge typically has a validity of 100 years. Therefore, the United States is seeking confirmation from Denmark as to whether they still hold this preemption right.

“Denmark could, from a constitutional perspective, sell Greenland to the United States without holding a referendum in Greenland, without approval from the Greenlandic self-government, and even if the Greenlandic representatives in the Danish Parliament opposed the decision. Article 19 of the Danish Constitution regulates changes to Danish territory, and the UN Charter only prohibits the use of force – not voluntary sales.

Greenland did not gain independence in 1953 but instead became a Danish county, fully integrated into the Danish Realm. Under international law, such a sale would therefore only require a decision by the Danish government and the consent of the Danish Parliament. Legally, there is nothing preventing Greenland from becoming part of the United States.”



4/11
@JosephPDaniel1
Watch:



5/11
@BurtMaclin_FBI
Can you provide a counter argument for why it’s not?



6/11
@tyw2022
So much for the party of peace and ending wars



7/11
@Carina_Amyth
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8/11
@ItsSubmersible
So the difference between Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump is what exactly?



9/11
@141WDTWLBBUK
Trump revives an interest in obtaining Greenland from Denmark.

Denmark should suggest a straight swap.

Greenland for Florida.



10/11
@kathy_frisby
At least he wants to make a deal. Unlike the cia, where they just go in, kill the leader and some of the citizens. Then take all the resources and trafficked the women and children.



11/11
@Mawunya_
What does this really mean cause I don’t understand




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it's hilarious that you think i'm more offended by the government "letting" people keep their own money, with tax cuts, than the goverment printing money we don't have to spend on complete bullshyt

the dems are in shambles, it's disgusting
If you really cared about debt you'll be pushing for RAISING TAXES not some doge bs by bullionaires
 

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1/11
@MeidasTouch
Donald Trump says it is an “absolute necessity” for the United States to annex Greenland.

“For purposes of National Security and Freedom throughout the World, the United States of America feels that the ownership and control of Greenland is an absolute necessity.”



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2/11
@ProjectConstitu
Drone Crashed And Recovered By NYPD, Know We Know The Truth!!!

[Quoted tweet]
x.com/i/article/187103007018…


3/11
@perimer1
In connection with the sale of the Danish West Indies to the United States in 1917, an addendum (allonge) was made granting the United States a preemption right to Greenland. An allonge typically has a validity of 100 years. Therefore, the United States is seeking confirmation from Denmark as to whether they still hold this preemption right.

“Denmark could, from a constitutional perspective, sell Greenland to the United States without holding a referendum in Greenland, without approval from the Greenlandic self-government, and even if the Greenlandic representatives in the Danish Parliament opposed the decision. Article 19 of the Danish Constitution regulates changes to Danish territory, and the UN Charter only prohibits the use of force – not voluntary sales.

Greenland did not gain independence in 1953 but instead became a Danish county, fully integrated into the Danish Realm. Under international law, such a sale would therefore only require a decision by the Danish government and the consent of the Danish Parliament. Legally, there is nothing preventing Greenland from becoming part of the United States.”



4/11
@JosephPDaniel1
Watch:



5/11
@BurtMaclin_FBI
Can you provide a counter argument for why it’s not?



6/11
@tyw2022
So much for the party of peace and ending wars



7/11
@Carina_Amyth
...



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8/11
@ItsSubmersible
So the difference between Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump is what exactly?



9/11
@141WDTWLBBUK
Trump revives an interest in obtaining Greenland from Denmark.

Denmark should suggest a straight swap.

Greenland for Florida.



10/11
@kathy_frisby
At least he wants to make a deal. Unlike the cia, where they just go in, kill the leader and some of the citizens. Then take all the resources and trafficked the women and children.



11/11
@Mawunya_
What does this really mean cause I don’t understand




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So nobody is talking about why he wants to do this, IMO. I honestly think what is happening is the PayPal mafia,and other billionaires in his ear are telling him he needs to control all the major canals and shipping lanes. This is why he's talking shyt about the Panama canal, and owning Greenland and Canada. The. Northern shipping lanes are the future for transporting goods. Cuts travel time down from 35 days to 21 days getting goods from Asia/Europe. This is trillions of dollars on the table. They know it. They are making plays. This is how you e sure absolute global dominance by owning the ocean highways.
 

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1/35
MeidasTouch

All the folks who have been screaming about World War III for the past four years are suddenly very eager to get into wars with the entire world.

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2/35
‪Americans unhyphenated‬ ‪@usunhyphenated.bsky.social‬



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3/35
‪Marc Hernández‬ ‪@marchernandez44.bsky.social‬

So they are conceding that Central Mexico is just impossible to conquer?

4/35
‪azdotconnector.bsky.social‬ ‪@azdotconnector.bsky.social‬

Jack should sleep with the lights on…Danish Commando’s don’t suffer fools very well.

5/35
‪Makeral Rising🇨🇦‬ ‪@makeralrising.bsky.social‬

Well this Canadian will do whatever necessary to inflict maximum pain on the invaders / occupiers.
The USA can go fukk itself.

6/35
‪Sandollarmac1‬ ‪@blurdy1.bsky.social‬

I for one prefer escaping to Canada than fighting with Canada. These people here have gone round the bend! They are nuts!!!

7/35
‪realbobcousins.bsky.social‬ ‪@realbobcousins.bsky.social‬

"The job of the President is not to wield power, but to draw attention away from those that do"

Douglas Adams had it.

Trump creates outrage to distract, and he is good at it. The mainstream media lap it up.

8/35
‪Jatemw‬ ‪@jatemw.bsky.social‬

Nailed it!!!

9/35
‪strike-sure.bsky.social‬ ‪@strike-sure.bsky.social‬

Can you arrest war criminals before they start wars? Asking for a friend

10/35
‪Musing Cat‬ ‪@musingcat.bsky.social‬

Don't give them more ideas.

11/35
‪Brexodusrex is here‬ ‪@brexodusrex.bsky.social‬

In the history of empires, this is the shyt they all pulled ahead of demise. It’s a symptom of decline.

12/35
‪myc*ntryisded‬ ‪@myc*ntryisded.bsky.social‬

Hitler Part 2.

13/35
‪John Luttermoser‬ ‪@johnluttermoser.bsky.social‬

Or just American "Manifest Destiny" Part 2.

14/35
‪Shiningbanker‬ ‪@shiningbank.bsky.social‬

Please remember Trump fans that Canada and Greenland and the Panama Canal are NOT for sale!🙄

15/35
‪Citizen of Gilead‬ ‪@citizenofgilead.bsky.social‬

That works, Trump doesn’t pay for things 😂

16/35
‪OneSerenityNow‬ ‪@oneserenitynow.bsky.social‬

Perhaps now we know why they had no problem with Russia "expanding" into Ukraine.

17/35
‪Alta‬ ‪@altavan.bsky.social‬

The hero of 1945 has turned into the modern-day villain.

18/35
‪PerLyngemark‬ ‪@perlyngemark.bsky.social‬

Here we thought Trump was the peace president lol

19/35
‪Jazzzik‬ ‪@jaszczuk.bsky.social‬

Do they not realize that actual humans live in Greeland? It's not just an open island available to be stripped of its resources. People with lives and cultures live there.

20/35
‪Cynsmom‬ ‪@cynsmom.bsky.social‬

They. Don't. Care!

21/35
‪SisterJones‬ ‪@sisterjones.bsky.social‬

This is a distraction. From what?

22/35
‪Joseph TW‬ ‪@josephtw.bsky.social‬

The pain and suffering caused by his day one immigration policy, project 2025, taking benefits away from seniors, etc.etc.etc.

23/35
‪gwenatbsky‬ ‪@gwenat.bsky.social‬

Our allies have no reason to trust us at this point. They see what's coming and they are confused WHY DID YOU ELECT THIS MORON AGAIN, AMERICA? I think we've lost our chance to show we're not the real-life Idiocracy movie. We're on our own...

24/35
‪Cynthia‬ ‪@cynthiashiloh.bsky.social‬

HALF OF US VOTED FOR HARRIS 😭

25/35
‪Wuming Shifu‬ ‪@wumingshifu.bsky.social‬

No concern what so ever for the peoples and cultures that will be paved over for this fascist fan fiction

26/35
‪J K Scot‬ ‪@jakey-scot.bsky.social‬

Greenland is a huge landmass that is also minus 18 Celsius with polar bears, no trees & few people

USA annexing it, would really mean USA being shut off from rest of world.

There’d be a boycott of US goods, & no friendly port or airspace worldwide

Like, people would just say,

“Enough already”

27/35
‪Hugh of Borg: Resistance is never futile‬ ‪@hugh258.bsky.social‬

Greenland is also Danish. Just as St Pierre et Miquilon are French. NATO was founded on the principle that an attack on one is an attack on all. To do this US would have to be non-NATO.

28/35
‪E‬ ‪@eisme.bsky.social‬

That suits Trump fine. He wants out and clearly quiet quitting isn't a thing for him.

29/35
‪Hugh of Borg: Resistance is never futile‬ ‪@hugh258.bsky.social‬

2 rules of war: don't invade Afghanistan, and keep Canada on your side. Such a debacle would be a pointless tragic mess for the entire world at a time when we all need to cooperate. 2025 is going to be a profoundly difficult year for all people living in Turtle Island. We can do so much better.

30/35
‪This We’ll Defend‬ ‪@thiswewilldefend.bsky.social‬

Denmark: “Idaho is in our strategic interest. We have difficulty in raising potatoes, and we love fries with our caribou and Atlantic char. If the US won’t sell it to us, we’ll just annex it.

“Idahoans, you are now subjects of King Frederick X. You’ll like him - he’s more stable than Trump.”

31/35
‪angelthings.bsky.social‬ ‪@angelthings.bsky.social‬

I'll move to Idaho.

32/35
‪Oddball‬ ‪@lildvs.bsky.social‬

To hold all those countries/territory you need to occupy them. To occupy them you need a military big enough. Does he plan to institute the draft. How are the incels gonna handle that?

33/35
‪Mesak‬ ‪@mesak.bsky.social‬

He wants to invade a country like his BFF Putin.

34/35
‪Karen✌️‬ ‪@krenlw.bsky.social‬

100%

35/35
‪JMLeez808‬ ‪@jmleez808.bsky.social‬

All while he promised ENDING WARS & NO NEW WARS?!?

🤬🖕👇🙏🇺🇸🌎

Trump Promised No Wars and Lower Prices. Now He's Walking That Back

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1/35
MeidasTouch

Here’s how CNN is covering Donald Trump’s threats against our allies:

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2/35
‪1drwmn24‬ ‪@1drwmn24.bsky.social‬

The Kremlin’s Strategy for World Domination

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3/35
‪navare-man.bsky.social‬ ‪@navare-man.bsky.social‬

Sep 1939 in Poland was a territorial expansion?
Who knew🤷‍♂️

4/35
‪snarkey1.bsky.social‬ ‪@snarkey1.bsky.social‬

I can only delete the app once!

5/35
‪Lonnietoft‬ ‪@lonnietoft.bsky.social‬

CNN in 1939:
Herr Hitler says Poland is lovely this time of year.

6/35
‪Stephen O’Connor‬ ‪@soconnor.bsky.social‬

Nothing lowers the price of eggs more than launching full-scale military operations against your closest neighbours and allies.

7/35
‪1drwmn24‬ ‪@1drwmn24.bsky.social‬

Trying to gobble up smaller sovereign countries just like his hero Putin

8/35
‪Eve AKA Bailey Childless Cat Lady #BLM #LGBTQ #EndALZ She/Her‬ ‪@eveakabailey.bsky.social‬

That was exactly what I was thinking.

9/35
‪sayitlikeitis.bsky.social‬ ‪@sayitlikeitis.bsky.social‬

Canada is not smaller. It’s bigger.

10/35
‪devinbates13.bsky.social‬ ‪@devinbates13.bsky.social‬

By landmass yea it’s way bigger, but that doesn’t really have much to do with taking over a county. Think of all the large land masses little old England colonized. The American colonies alone were double the size of England the isle but that doesn’t really matter

11/35
‪Void of Intelligence‬ ‪@voidofintelligence.bsky.social‬

It certainly is different than the way they have been covering even the slightest Biden gaffe.

12/35
‪Christopher Hugh 🌈🦮👨‍🏫🍷‬ ‪@chsibley67.bsky.social‬

Yes!

13/35
‪sheltona.bsky.social‬ ‪@sheltona.bsky.social‬

The mainstream media fails again. Normalizing such outrageous/offensive statements of Trump (felon) highlights why America is failing as a serious country. This is not acceptable. As a Canadian, these statements are disrespectful to my country, an ally, key trading partner and fellow democracy.

14/35
‪msknden.bsky.social‬ ‪@msknden.bsky.social‬

As a Dane, totally agree.

15/35
‪Bob Delmar‬ ‪@nafo4ever.bsky.social‬

As an Ameican, I'm horrified and angry.

If he said, Let's take eastern Russia to protect Alaska, it would show people Putin's insane excuses to invade.

16/35
‪denny57.bsky.social‬ ‪@denny57.bsky.social‬

Hey trump and cnn

The only extension you’re gonna get from Canada 🇨🇦

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17/35
‪seniordavid.bsky.social‬ ‪@seniordavid.bsky.social‬

Brilliant!

18/35
‪Masterpjj‬ ‪@masterpjj.bsky.social‬

I generally love America and Americans but reducing an immense, diverse country of 41 million people to the 51st state is ludicrous and ignorant. Anyone serious about this needs to give their head a shake. No one in Canada wants to go bankrupt because they got sick.

19/35
‪Cupatee‬ ‪@cupatee.bsky.social‬

We will fight to keep our good neighbors safe from the horror show we are about to go through.
☮️ Trump is insane.

20/35
‪seniordavid.bsky.social‬ ‪@seniordavid.bsky.social‬

You got that right, partner.

21/35
🇨🇦🇯🇵🇺🇦‬ ‪@keritakahashi.bsky.social‬

The truth is, this is Putin's wet dream.

He doesn't want Trump to do one damn thing. Whatever happens happens. What he loves is that wedge driving everywhere.

Embracing enemies, sharing intelligence with them.

Screwing allies and making them enemies and dispersing their intelligence.

22/35
‪mprclntrlst‬ ‪@mprclntrlst.bsky.social‬

Would 100% legitimize Putin’s incursions into Ukraine

23/35
‪wolfgangsanchez.bsky.social‬ ‪@wolfgangsanchez.bsky.social‬

Trump: I want to go to war with Canada, Panama, and Denmark via Greenland.
CNN: Trump states he looks forward to engaging with our international partners.

24/35
‪wcmann.bsky.social‬ ‪@wcmann.bsky.social‬

So much for MAGA listing “no new wars” as a reason to support him 🤔

25/35
‪globug48.bsky.social‬ ‪@globug48.bsky.social‬

And focusing on problems of our country like the price of eggs they seemed to care so much about.

26/35
‪David in Palm Springs‬ ‪@david-in-psp.bsky.social‬

“I don’t have a clue how to lower grocery prices, so I’ll just invade Greenland instead.”

F*cking idiot. 😐

27/35
‪lynnm59.bsky.social‬ ‪@lynnm59.bsky.social‬

He vowed before the election to bring down food and gas prices and end the wars in Ukraine and Garza on day one. Guessing he’ll be too busy invading 3 sovereign nations to do any of that. Truly a f*cking idiot but a dangerous one too.

28/35
‪Zellifer‬ ‪@sjosey.bsky.social‬

After he’s inaugurated, CNN & Fox News will be indistinguishable from North Korean/Hungary/Russian state TV.

29/35
‪Caught napping 🇳🇬 🇬🇧‬ ‪@newsjustin.bsky.social‬

They already are.

Trump has levelled the playing field. He has shown Western self righteousness was borne from arrogance and self entitlement.

We claim to be holier than thou but in the end we are just like those we felt “pity” for. Only difference is they have darker skin.

30/35
‪ironrangekats.bsky.social‬ ‪@ironrangekats.bsky.social‬

It’s sickening how MSM is portraying that a$$hole’s threats.

31/35
‪Craig Estlinbaum‬ ‪@craigest.bsky.social‬

Once you accept that the MSM is fully in Trump’s corner you stop being sickened and start dealing with that reality. Democrats & the left, in all its carnations, have collectively dug this hole and we cannot wait for the MSM to bail us out.

32/35
‪fishbank.bsky.social‬ ‪@fishbank.bsky.social‬

How did we dig this hole? We had the entire media ecosystem propagandizing to the stupid people in this country every hour of every day, and she still lost by 200,000 votes. How is that our fault?

33/35
‪Craig Estlinbaum‬ ‪@craigest.bsky.social‬

I should have been clearer - I was not referring to one race. I was referring to races going back to 2010.

34/35
‪LV Smith‬ ‪@lvsmith53.bsky.social‬

Is CNN fukking kidding??? They think this is normal?? Hitler had his eyes on other countries too. We didn't think it ok then. Has CNN not heard of Ukraine?? This is why I won't watch any cable news. They should go out of business.

35/35
‪Giancarlo C.‬ ‪@gcarini85.bsky.social‬

Next they'll claim it's a "special operation".

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If you really cared about debt you'll be pushing for RAISING TAXES not some doge bs by bullionaires
no, because we could confiscate elon's entire 300 billion dollar fortune, and bezo's 200 billion dollar fortune, and it would cover 1/4 of the 2 trillion dollar deficit biden ran this year. and then who the fukk are you gonna tax? it's a spending problem
 

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no, because we could confiscate elon's entire 300 billion dollar fortune, and bezo's 200 billion dollar fortune, and it would cover 1/4 of the 2 trillion dollar deficit biden ran this year. and then who the fukk are you gonna tax? it's a spending problem
You would be able to eliminate the billionaires ability to buy elections and politicians. Instead of the politicians serving corporate and billionaires interests they would be forced to serve for the people who voted for them. If the politicians worked for US instead of the billionaires, government would run ironically.. more efficiently
 

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You would be able to eliminate the billionaires ability to buy elections and politicians. Instead of the politicians serving corporate and billionaires interests they would be forced to serve for the people who voted for them. If the politicians worked for US instead of the billionaires, government would run ironically.. more efficiently
you should move to cuba, i think you'd be a lot happier
 

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no, because we could confiscate elon's entire 300 billion dollar fortune, and bezo's 200 billion dollar fortune, and it would cover 1/4 of the 2 trillion dollar deficit biden ran this year. and then who the fukk are you gonna tax? it's a spending problem
Most of us spending is from social security defense and Medicare what exactly ar you advocating cutting ? And yes 300 billion from elon is much more significant than crying over a 20 million dollar Sesame Street program
 

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Most of us spending is from social security defense and Medicare what exactly ar you advocating cutting ? And yes 300 billion from elon is much more significant than crying over a 20 million dollar Sesame Street program
i can't wait until elon and vivek start rolling out a list of bullshyt spending that 85% of taxpayers will look at and say "yeah, fukk that" :mjlol: the reactions in here will be hilarious, watching you feign outrage
 
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