Oh how unfortunate. How deeply unfortunate.
Wait, if I'm a lying liar who lies all the time...how can we be sure that I wasn't lying about not being American or believing that Trump represented a better chance at breaking the American foreign policy status quo than Hillary Clinton in 2016!
Oh my gosh...this is like...this is like 4D chess or something! You better go lie down and let the people who don't have to audibly sound out the words in order to read handle this. We'll let you know how this crazy story ends when you wake up.