General Trump Administration F**kery Thread (2017-2021)

[1-8-7-Skillz]

This dude is a literal whiny child trapped inside a grown, flabby body

 

[Blackfyre]

And here it is
Man featured at Giuliani press conference is a convicted sex offender
Trenton political insiders watched with bemusement as Brooks took the podium.
politico.com
9:41 AM · Nov 9, 2020

 

[Blackfyre]

Geoff Bennett
@GeoffRBennett
As Pence claims credit, Pfizer says it did NOT join in the administration's partnership.

Pfizer head of vaccine development Dr. Kathrin Jansen told the NY Times: “We were never part of the Warp Speed ... We have never taken any money from the U.S. government, or from anyone.”

Mike Pence
@Mike_Pence
HUGE NEWS: Thanks to the public-private partnership forged by President @realDonaldTrump, @pfizer announced its Coronavirus Vaccine trial is EFFECTIVE, preventing infection in 90% of its volunteers.

8:47 AM · Nov 9, 2020

 

[Blackfyre]

Katherine Faulders
@KFaulders
NEWS: Sec. Ben Carson tested positive for COVID-19 this morning. His deputy chief of staff says he's "in good spirits & feels fortunate to have access to effective therapeutics which aid and markedly speed his recovery." Carson attended the election night party at the White House
11:18 AM · Nov 9, 2020

 

[TEKBEATZ]

Where are trump administration work next? Nobody would employ them.

 

[Blackfyre]

Jonathan Swan
@jonathanvswan
Scoop: President Trump had already told advisers he's thinking about running for president again in 2024.

Sources: Trump discussing 2024 run
It's the clearest indication that, despite tweets to the contrary, Trump understands that Joe Biden will be president.
axios.com

12:42 PM · Nov 9, 2020

Josh Rogin
@joshrogin
.@kaitlancollins just pointed out @cnn that Trump could run again in 2024 and even if he doesn't, he will likely float the idea for the next few years just to screw with everybody. #facepalm
12:26 PM · Nov 9, 2020

 

[Blackfyre]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
·
Nov 9, 2020
I am pleased to announce that Christopher C. Miller, the highly respected Director of the National Counterterrorism Center (unanimously confirmed by the Senate), will be Acting Secretary of Defense, effective immediately..

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
...Chris will do a GREAT job! Mark Esper has been terminated. I would like to thank him for his service.
12:54 PM · Nov 9, 2020

 

[Rawtid]

Where are trump administration work next? Nobody would employ them.

The jail kitchen, cleaning up highway trash or making license plates.

 

[Blackfyre]

Shimon Prokupecz

@ShimonPro

According to a senior administration official, John McEntee, director of the White House Presidential Personnel Office, is spreading the word throughout the administration that if he hears of anyone looking for another job they will be fired. @jaketapper

1:42 PM · Nov 9, 2020

 

[skylove4]

Where are trump administration work next? Nobody would employ them.

Unfortunately unqualified crackers always fail upwards they will be fine

 

[morris]

I never knew there was a page like this!

Musicians who oppose Donald Trump's use of their music - Wikipedia

 

[Blackfyre]

Robert Snell
@robertsnellnews
Scoop: President Trump's friend Roger Stone catches another break. Three months after the president commuted Stone's prison sentence, the IRS erased a $1,000,000+ lien for unpaid federal income taxes DocumentCloud

#foundthiswhilelookingforsomethingelse
12:13 PM · Nov 9, 2020

 

[fact]

Where are trump administration work next? Nobody would employ them.

If project Lincoln shows you anything, it's just how incestuous and immoral Washington DC is! They all gonna be fine

 

[Rawtid]

 

[Blackfyre]

Elahe Izadi
@ElaheIzadi
"The long love affair between Fox News and Trump may be over. Here’s how it ended last week." Very good story from @sarahellison and @jdawsey1 includes this detail on what happened at the White House on election night after Fox called AZ for Biden: https://wapo.st/3kbILZx

11:38 AM · Nov 9, 2020
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