Aren't the board all his friends ?
General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread
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Spidey Man
Superstar
Yeah, but Musk could afford to lose billions and not feel it. Can his minions handle losing real money and not doing anything about it?
I'm trusting in the greed of the board or the shareholders to stop this if it gets painful. Steve Jobs got fired by Apple, Elon Musk can have the same happen
Hood Critic
The Power Circle
His personal life is going to be his undoing. Fitting for an online troll and clout chaser.
the next guy
Superstar
Elon is a moron. Should have forced her to get an abortion.
I’ve been saying Tesla’s market cap is literally cap going on seven years now. It was all bound to come to a head sooner or later. But I didn’t think Must was going to expose himself.
That Ketamine must be doing all his thinking these days. Imagine owning a consumer product and then making yourself public enemy #1.
This is a Republican town hall. He is taking every single arrow that should be going to Trump.
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The Power Circle
Thats what the people around Trump want from him.I’ve been saying Tesla’s market cap is literally cap going on seven years now. It was all bound to come to a head sooner or later. But I didn’t think Must was going to expose himself.
That Ketamine must be doing all his thinking these days. Imagine owning a consumer product and then making yourself public enemy #1.
This is a Republican town hall. He is taking every single arrow that should be going to Trump.
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John Mexico
All Star
trimming government pork NIIIIIIICE 
Las Vegas Metro Police to introduce fleet of Cybertrucks
Las Vegas Metro Police to introduce fleet of Cybertrucks
LAS VEGAS, Nev. (FOX5) - Las Vegas Metro Police will soon have the only fleet of Tesla Cybertrucks in the county, Sheriff Kevin McMahill revealed Tuesday.
During the State of the Department address, LVMPD Sheriff Kevin McMahill announced the purchase of a fleet of 10 Tesla Cybertrucks. The fleet will also include a specially fitted SWAT vehicle.
“And they didn’t come out of our budget again, they came out of a very generation donation from an individual,” Sheriff McMahill shared.
LVMPD releases renderings of Cybertruck fleet(LVMPD)
He also added that the vehicles were purchased after a Cybertruck exploded outside of Trump International Hotel on Jan. 1 in a planned attack. Only one person died in the explosion, the suspect Matthew Livelsberger.
“The cop inside will be safe no matter what, it will stop bullets,” Sheriff McMahill said.
He added, “This is also a tremendous recruitment tool.”
This will be the largest fleet of Tesla police trucks that exists in the country.
“Imagine when we’re out and we’re charging these things, and officers will be approached by people from all over the community to see this thing,” Sheriff McMahill said. “It’s an opportunity [to] inject humanity, to increase our community partnerships.”
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Need more of this energy
1/11
@jonfavs
It seems like the tech folks assigned to make government more efficient don't think that's what Elon Musk is up to:
“We will not use our skills as technologists to compromise core government systems, jeopardize Americans’ sensitive data, or dismantle critical public services"
[Quoted tweet]
NEW with @BrianSlodysko: 21 DOGE staffers resign rather than help use their technical expertise to “dismantle critical public services," according to a resignation letter obtained by the AP.
Musk has largely tried to keep technical talent at DOGE.
apnews.com/article/doge-elon…
2/11
@BoreGuru
They were Democrat holdovers and obviously did nothing for nine years.
3/11
@caesar_pounce
They were threatened by the left-wing for compromising the left-wing money machine.
4/11
@carsonturner
Not all heroes wear capes.
5/11
@brockm
The Hollow Men of Silicon Valley
6/11
@DWincheste55011
These staffers were part of the legacy Obama era USDS. They were not brought in under Musk's program. Considering they were worthless for the past 9 years I don't see this as a loss:
On February 25, 2025, 21 staff members from the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) resigned. They were primarily technologists, including engineers, data scientists, and product managers, who had previously been part of the United States Digital Service (USDS) before being integrated into DOGE.
7/11
@GrdDscntN2Madnz
Sir, Ball Ballz has fallen
8/11
@libdunkmedia
I for one am shocked…
9/11
@scrollinyou
Just some Democrat Activists trying to create optics. Bye.
10/11
@Frobozky
These were Obama hires.
11/11
@WalterRight_x2
Debunked
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@jonfavs
It seems like the tech folks assigned to make government more efficient don't think that's what Elon Musk is up to:
“We will not use our skills as technologists to compromise core government systems, jeopardize Americans’ sensitive data, or dismantle critical public services"
[Quoted tweet]
NEW with @BrianSlodysko: 21 DOGE staffers resign rather than help use their technical expertise to “dismantle critical public services," according to a resignation letter obtained by the AP.
Musk has largely tried to keep technical talent at DOGE.
apnews.com/article/doge-elon…
2/11
@BoreGuru
They were Democrat holdovers and obviously did nothing for nine years.
3/11
@caesar_pounce
They were threatened by the left-wing for compromising the left-wing money machine.
4/11
@carsonturner
Not all heroes wear capes.
5/11
@brockm
The Hollow Men of Silicon Valley
6/11
@DWincheste55011
These staffers were part of the legacy Obama era USDS. They were not brought in under Musk's program. Considering they were worthless for the past 9 years I don't see this as a loss:
On February 25, 2025, 21 staff members from the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) resigned. They were primarily technologists, including engineers, data scientists, and product managers, who had previously been part of the United States Digital Service (USDS) before being integrated into DOGE.
7/11
@GrdDscntN2Madnz
Sir, Ball Ballz has fallen
8/11
@libdunkmedia
I for one am shocked…
9/11
@scrollinyou
Just some Democrat Activists trying to create optics. Bye.
10/11
@Frobozky
These were Obama hires.
11/11
@WalterRight_x2
Debunked
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1/9
@ByronTau
NEW with @BrianSlodysko: 21 DOGE staffers resign rather than help use their technical expertise to “dismantle critical public services," according to a resignation letter obtained by the AP.
Musk has largely tried to keep technical talent at DOGE.
Federal technology staffers resign rather than help Musk and DOGE
2/9
@tommyrulznyc
A few will flip and spill the tea re inside DOGE
3/9
@jameslaura86
They were Obama holdovers.
4/9
@richey124665
But the folks resigning are people who were already there under the units previous incarnation and were held over when the unit was converted to be DOGE. see the executive order for details. Those staffers would likely rather not come back to the office as required by the new administration.
5/9
@freemartian2025
Not surprising. Every big city with a lot of tech talent is super liberal. It's not like all the tech bros don't vote.
6/9
@powellmajors
You Democrats leaked 400,000 peoples' tax returns
7/9
@Time_For_Reason
Every time people with journalistic credentials publish such blatantly misleading information, a little bit more of the shared reality that holds civilization together crumbles. We need an alternative to the obscuring of truth, not more of it.
8/9
@number9r
good. More of this, please.
9/9
@MomBug
Bless their hearts. Some of the DOGE boys care about their country after all.
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@ByronTau
NEW with @BrianSlodysko: 21 DOGE staffers resign rather than help use their technical expertise to “dismantle critical public services," according to a resignation letter obtained by the AP.
Musk has largely tried to keep technical talent at DOGE.
Federal technology staffers resign rather than help Musk and DOGE
2/9
@tommyrulznyc
A few will flip and spill the tea re inside DOGE
3/9
@jameslaura86
They were Obama holdovers.
4/9
@richey124665
But the folks resigning are people who were already there under the units previous incarnation and were held over when the unit was converted to be DOGE. see the executive order for details. Those staffers would likely rather not come back to the office as required by the new administration.
5/9
@freemartian2025
Not surprising. Every big city with a lot of tech talent is super liberal. It's not like all the tech bros don't vote.
6/9
@powellmajors
You Democrats leaked 400,000 peoples' tax returns
7/9
@Time_For_Reason
Every time people with journalistic credentials publish such blatantly misleading information, a little bit more of the shared reality that holds civilization together crumbles. We need an alternative to the obscuring of truth, not more of it.
8/9
@number9r
good. More of this, please.
9/9
@MomBug
Bless their hearts. Some of the DOGE boys care about their country after all.
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1/11
@jonfavs
It seems like the tech folks assigned to make government more efficient don't think that's what Elon Musk is up to:
“We will not use our skills as technologists to compromise core government systems, jeopardize Americans’ sensitive data, or dismantle critical public services"
[Quoted tweet]
NEW with @BrianSlodysko: 21 DOGE staffers resign rather than help use their technical expertise to “dismantle critical public services," according to a resignation letter obtained by the AP.
Musk has largely tried to keep technical talent at DOGE.
apnews.com/article/doge-elon…
2/11
@BoreGuru
They were Democrat holdovers and obviously did nothing for nine years.
3/11
@caesar_pounce
They were threatened by the left-wing for compromising the left-wing money machine.
4/11
@carsonturner
Not all heroes wear capes.
5/11
@brockm
The Hollow Men of Silicon Valley
6/11
@DWincheste55011
These staffers were part of the legacy Obama era USDS. They were not brought in under Musk's program. Considering they were worthless for the past 9 years I don't see this as a loss:
On February 25, 2025, 21 staff members from the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) resigned. They were primarily technologists, including engineers, data scientists, and product managers, who had previously been part of the United States Digital Service (USDS) before being integrated into DOGE.
7/11
@GrdDscntN2Madnz
Sir, Ball Ballz has fallen
8/11
@libdunkmedia
I for one am shocked…
9/11
@scrollinyou
Just some Democrat Activists trying to create optics. Bye.
10/11
@Frobozky
These were Obama hires.
11/11
@WalterRight_x2
Debunked
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1/9
@ByronTau
NEW with @BrianSlodysko: 21 DOGE staffers resign rather than help use their technical expertise to “dismantle critical public services," according to a resignation letter obtained by the AP.
Musk has largely tried to keep technical talent at DOGE.
Federal technology staffers resign rather than help Musk and DOGE
2/9
@tommyrulznyc
A few will flip and spill the tea re inside DOGE
3/9
@jameslaura86
They were Obama holdovers.
4/9
@richey124665
But the folks resigning are people who were already there under the units previous incarnation and were held over when the unit was converted to be DOGE. see the executive order for details. Those staffers would likely rather not come back to the office as required by the new administration.
5/9
@freemartian2025
Not surprising. Every big city with a lot of tech talent is super liberal. It's not like all the tech bros don't vote.
6/9
@powellmajors
You Democrats leaked 400,000 peoples' tax returns
7/9
@Time_For_Reason
Every time people with journalistic credentials publish such blatantly misleading information, a little bit more of the shared reality that holds civilization together crumbles. We need an alternative to the obscuring of truth, not more of it.
8/9
@number9r
good. More of this, please.
9/9
@MomBug
Bless their hearts. Some of the DOGE boys care about their country after all.
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We need a fukkin mole in there. Actin like all is fine and dandy.. and report EVERY fukking thing to the proper people. NDA my ass. Do what needs to be done and long as their asses are covered and pardons are assured.
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The Power Circle
David Fahrenthold (@fahrenthold.bsky.social)
NEW: DOGE quietly deletes the five largest spending cuts it had been celebrating last week. All of them contained errors that wildly over-inflated how much had been saved. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/02/25/upshot/doge-spending-cuts-changed.html?searchResultPosition=1
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iceberg_is_on_fire
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Fuccking. Idiots.David Fahrenthold (@fahrenthold.bsky.social)
NEW: DOGE quietly deletes the five largest spending cuts it had been celebrating last week. All of them contained errors that wildly over-inflated how much had been saved. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/02/25/upshot/doge-spending-cuts-changed.html?searchResultPosition=1