General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread

[Carl Tethers]

@Arnie Palmie

Wild how these freemarket mental cases are getting exposed quick time

 

[MushroomX]

Not going to lie, this is the most legit week I have laughed about one topic. Musk will have his fanboys, sure, but like social media vs. life, you can be the most depressed person and hide your feelings on social. His phone is probably ringing off the hook and Musk is hiding in the restroom cubical, crying because the dumbass knows he fired too many people... and they won't come back. So he needs to Happy/Trolololol Musk, but when you have all the negativity, that shyt is soul crushing.

 

[AndroidHero]

 

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

Really hope some sleazy exploitation film comes out about this called The Social Network 2

 

[bnew]

Spoiler: enlarged image

archive.ph

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

I wonder what happens first, some company gets their stock price destroyed because of a tweet, or somebody gets a war started in the Taiwan strait or the Middle East?

 

[Spidey Man]

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Not going to lie, this is the most legit week I have laughed about one topic. Musk will have his fanboys, sure, but like social media vs. life, you can be the most depressed person and hide your feelings on social. His phone is probably ringing off the hook and Musk is hiding in the restroom cubical, crying because the dumbass knows he fired too many people... and they won't come back. So he needs to Happy/Trolololol Musk, but when you have all the negativity, that shyt is soul crushing.

I came in to post the same thing. This has been the most entertaining thread on the board for a minute now.

 

[nyknick]

Have to give credit where credit is due, Elon really did bring comedy back This shyt is hilarious

 

[hashmander]

i hope they covered their tracks because you know they had a big short position on $LLY before making those fake tweets.

 

[mastermind]

fukk them

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

fukk them

Inshallah

 

[scarhead]

Coli laywers, can Eli LIly sue Twitter for this?
Please say yes.

 

[nyknick]

It was all fun and games until someone said 'free insulin'

 

[JJ Lions]

Elon shook. He just deleted his tweet saying all this is leading to massive growth. He doesn't understand a few things about participation on social media like:

It goes up in Q4 across the board, I know this for a fact.

He's the new owner, all kinds of fukkery, people are going to want to check it out.

Midterms, social media is obviously going to be more active.

A lot of people like to watch the sideshow/clown show. But if things get worse and new competitors come out, get out of Beta, he could take an even bigger hit. He's already losing $4 million every single day, that's going to get even worse.

I expect there could even be lawsuits. If you set up a situation on your platform where people can spend $8 to impersonate a big company, post fake shyt to cause their stock to drop billions, I'm suing.