General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread

[ADevilYouKhow]

Elon Musk's Starship blew up again — and our prospects of mining the moon hang in the balance

Space companies need Starship's super-heavy heft to fly human habitats and mining equipment to the moon. The rocket just suffered a major setback.

www.businessinsider.com

 

[Serious]

Elon Musk's Starship blew up again — and our prospects of mining the moon hang in the balance

Space companies need Starship's super-heavy heft to fly human habitats and mining equipment to the moon. The rocket just suffered a major setback.

www.businessinsider.com

Those damn DEI hires

 

[88m3]

 

[Serious]

Insurance companies don’t want to insure them


I need more information

 

[Wild self]

Insurance companies don’t want to insure them


I need more information

Thats a wrap. Cheap azz wealthy people hate anything that isn't insured.

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

Insurance companies don’t want to insure them


I need more information

Tesla insurance costs could surge amid anti-Elon Musk vandalism

Teslas across the world are being shot at, torched, and defaced as anger against Musk grows. Rising vandalism could drive insurance for Teslas up, experts warn.

www.newsweek.com

More shots fired at Oregon Tesla dealership in ongoing vandalism since Musk began advising Trump

Police in Oregon say gunshots were fired at a Tesla dealership for the second time in a week. The Tigard Police Department says that around 4:15 a.m.

apnews.com

 

[Spidey Man]

Tesla insurance costs could surge amid anti-Elon Musk vandalism

Teslas across the world are being shot at, torched, and defaced as anger against Musk grows. Rising vandalism could drive insurance for Teslas up, experts warn.

www.newsweek.com

More shots fired at Oregon Tesla dealership in ongoing vandalism since Musk began advising Trump

Police in Oregon say gunshots were fired at a Tesla dealership for the second time in a week. The Tigard Police Department says that around 4:15 a.m.

apnews.com

There's an easy way for Tesla to save themselves before it's too late. They can easily fire Musk and completely cut all ties. I'm honestly surprised the shareholders haven't sued Tesla yet over Musk destroying the company's reputation and sales

 

[88m3]

Insurance companies don’t want to insure them


I need more information

deaths, fires, weight... there's a lot going on

 

[88m3]

There's an easy way for Tesla to save themselves before it's too late. They can easily fire Musk and completely cut all ties. I'm honestly surprised the shareholders haven't sued Tesla yet over Musk destroying the company's reputation and sales

You know I was on a drive yesterday and I was thinking to myself they should rebrand as Musk. Even the cars they've already sold. Whenever they go in for a service just swap the badges right out.

 

[88m3]

Top Democrats ask Rubio for answers on now-canceled $400 million Tesla plan​

https://www.npr.org/2025/03/07/g-s1-52618/lawmakers-question-400-million-dollar-tesla-plan?

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Twitter FYP right now is just straight up Nazi shyt

Knew it was trending in that direction but I've never seen it this blatant before

 

[BK The Great]

He’s feeling the heat

Molly Ploofkins (@mollyploofkins) on Threads

Musk proclaims himself a 'deadly threat to the woke mind parasite and the humans it controls.'

www.threads.net

 

[Spidey Man]

He’s feeling the heat

Molly Ploofkins (@mollyploofkins) on Threads

Musk proclaims himself a 'deadly threat to the woke mind parasite and the humans it controls.'

www.threads.net

WTF does that even mean? Can somebody translate woke mind parasite from junkie speak to English?

 

[Hood Critic]

WTF does that even mean? Can somebody translate woke mind parasite from junkie speak to English?

His Autism is acting up.

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Stocks continue to rebound, but Tesla shares head in reverse

Investors await Federal Reserve interest-rate decision this week, while bracing for another round of U.S. tariffs.

www.cbsnews.com