General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread

[ADevilYouKhow]

Elon Musk May Have Made a Huge Mistake on Full Self-Driving That It's Too Late to Correct

Tesla is yet again in hot water with regulators over its decision to rely exclusively on cameras for its "Full Self-Driving" feature.

futurism.com

 

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1/11
@kyledcheney
JUST IN: A federal judge has rejected Elon MUSK's bid to move the Philadelphia lawsuit to federal court. https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.paed.629416/gov.uscourts.paed.629416.10.0.pdf

2/11
@voxrob
As it should've been. These are state laws Elmo was sued over violating.



3/11
@ChidiNwatu
Elon has arrived at the “find out” phase of FAFO.



4/11
@sandiechill
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Let's go.
Billionaires are not above the law.
Thank you, Jesus.




5/11
@GriFdotpy
These guys truly think that they own the country…



6/11
@AcunaAndrew
Does this mean that he is now retroactively in contempt of court for failing to show up yesterday?



7/11
@ShiZaruZoe
May justice & consequences be swift & adequate. /search?q=#DeportfELON

8/11
@klsmd12
Sweet justice



9/11
@GOPJesusUSA
The frivolous filing caused a delay that got him out of appearing in court on Thursday. Watch Elmo try something else to push it beyond Tuesday's election.

The ultra rich all do this. c.f. Donald J Trup



10/11
@weedw88
Wow, it looks like the legal battle continues for Elon! This is definitely going to be an interesting development to follow.



11/11
@BDeMayo
Hahahhahahhaha.

Sucks to suck Leon

Hahahhahahahhahahhahaha

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[ADevilYouKhow]

YouTuber's Tesla Cybertruck Thoughts After 13,000 Miles: 'Parts Should Not Be Falling Off While Driving'

The pros take about 30 seconds to cover, but the cons take a lot longer.

jalopnik.com

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Tesla Finally Responds to the Cybertruck Tow-Hitch Controversy, Says “The 11,000 lb Tow Rating Isn't Absolute”

Tesla’s lead Cybertruck engineer, Wes Morrill, has clarified the Cybertruck tow hitch’s small 160 lb vertical load rating. Wes explains how the vertical load rating changes with distance and says, “The 11,000 lbs tow rating isn’t absolute.”

www.torquenews.com

 

[Adeptus Astartes]

Elon Musk’s $1 million-a-day voter sweepstakes can proceed, a Pennsylvania judge says

A Pennsylvania judge has ruled that Elon Musk’s $1 million-a-day voter sweepstakes can continue through Tuesday’s presidential election.

apnews.com

So, Musk's million dollar sweepstakes was a fraud.

 

[rightfultoefinger]

Elon won. Him purchasing Twitter about to pay big dividends.

How does one counter Twitter? We all get our news there. Be it real or fake.

 

[Tony D'Amato]

 

[BK The Great]

Elon won. Him purchasing Twitter about to pay big dividends.

How does one counter Twitter? We all get our news there. Be it real or fake.

Use Threads or Bluesky, a lot of people are now leaving X because of the trash that's all over there.

 

[Tony D'Amato]

Oh he's gettin more flagrant

 

[Smalley Biggs]

Damn, looks like Elon had the last laugh and his purchase of X accomplished what his actual intention was. Now that his goal has been achieved I'm curious if it will continue to be a "free speech" platform. The Israeli lobby can not be happy with the direction X has gone in the last year

I wonder if Elon gets a high level position in the Trump admin if it will be the perfect excuse for him to walk away from X and hand it over to someone else who can take the blame for reverting back to censoring certain topics (including criticisms of the Trump admin during the next 4 years).

 

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1/11
@ArtCandee
French Foreign Minister Jean-Noël Barrot when asked in an interview about the part Elon Musk could play in a new Trump administration:

"Let's hope he doesn't do to American democracy what he did to Twitter."

2/11
@GreenArrowList




3/11
@ArtCandee
Yep. I feel that.



4/11
@OsborneVer8506
Then why are you still on? You have other options. Admit it. You love X.



5/11
@Vikingvictims
And yet, you still have an account here.




6/11
@KyleJEngel4
What, let people speak?

God forbid the plebes talk openly about their overlords.



7/11
@concern4dmocrcy
Can we make /search?q=#BoycottElon go viral?



8/11
@GreenArrowList
Yikes…..



9/11
@genieobrien
He already is



10/11
@FavsLex
Oh they will



11/11
@TheHausWorking
Yeah. “Hope”…




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[lib123]

Damn, looks like Elon had the last laugh and his purchase of X accomplished what his actual intention was. Now that his goal has been achieved I'm curious if it will continue to be a "free speech" platform. The Israeli lobby can not be happy with the direction X has gone in the last year

I wonder if Elon gets a high level position in the Trump admin if it will be the perfect excuse for him to walk away from X and hand it over to someone else who can take the blame for reverting back to censoring certain topics (including criticisms of the Trump admin during the next 4 years).

Trump played Elon. They both can’t co-exist.

 

[Outlaw]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/s/HD3dtkO1qZ

Trump played Elon. They both can’t co-exist.

An interesting dynamic. Elon would go scorched earth IMO if Trump kicks him out.

 

[Spidey Man]

A week ago, I was sure that no matter what, Musk could never run for President. Now who knows.

It's ultimately up to the Supreme Court to interpret Article 2 of the Constitution, and Trump's court is always on sale.

This timeline sucks