General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread

[MushroomX]

Elon Musk's dad says he's worried the Tesla CEO might be assassinated following a report about his influence on government decisions

Errol Musk criticized an exposé from The New Yorker, which explored the SpaceX CEO's influence on the Ukraine war, as a "hit job," The U.S. Sun reported.

www.businessinsider.com

lol

I'm sure the Saudis won't find him.

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

WSJ News Exclusive | Elon Musk Borrowed $1 Billion From SpaceX in Same Month of Twitter Acquisition

The world’s richest man has more than once drummed up cash from his empire of companies without having to permanently part with shares.

www.wsj.com

 

[Hood Critic]

WSJ News Exclusive | Elon Musk Borrowed $1 Billion From SpaceX in Same Month of Twitter Acquisition

The world’s richest man has more than once drummed up cash from his empire of companies without having to permanently part with shares.

www.wsj.com

Casually borrow a billy from a government subsidized company

 

[bnew]

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Musk-owned X's content moderation shift complicated effort to win back brands

X's new content moderation policy made it challenging to convince brands that the Elon Musk-owned social media platform was safe for ads, according to the company's former head of brand safety and ad quality.

www.reuters.com

 

[88m3]

Self-Driving Tesla Regurgitates Pedestrian To Feed Offspring

SAN JOSE, CA—As part of an effort to nurture and raise its young, a self-driving Tesla regurgitated a pedestrian carcass to feed its offspring, sources confirmed Wednesday. “Wow, there’s something so beautiful about watching a mother Tesla feed its children by vomiting up the half-digested...

www.theonion.com

 

[Dr. Acula]

Elon Musk's dad says he's worried the Tesla CEO might be assassinated following a report about his influence on government decisions

Errol Musk criticized an exposé from The New Yorker, which explored the SpaceX CEO's influence on the Ukraine war, as a "hit job," The U.S. Sun reported.

www.businessinsider.com

lol

One can only hope...

FBI and Cia need to get on this.

 

[the elastic]

 

[MushroomX]

I need to save and make this a emote; perfect picture of Sad Elon.

 

[VegetasHairline]

 

[KateFabersBoyfriend]

He bought twitter because he worked himself into a shoot. Any other explanation is revisionist posturing.

 

[MushroomX]

He bought twitter because he worked himself into a shoot. Any other explanation is revisionist posturing.

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Elon Musk Wants to Save Humanity. The Only Problem: People.

Walter Isaacson’s biography of the billionaire entrepreneur depicts a mercurial “man-child” with grandiose ambitions and an ego to match.

www.nytimes.com