GEE EM BEE - Catch your heavily pregnant wife receiving backshots from her pastor on your matrimonial bed brehs

[Uchiha God]

Homeboy has a lil meat too

 

[xCivicx]

He had to have the hammer out and on them

They lucky to be alive

At least go to a hotel man

I honestly hope he did

 

[Pharaoh]

That’s a beast

 

[Colicat]

They had the candles lit

Was there a skillet on the floor? Like what kind of kinky set up was this? Blinds all open and everything

 

[chunky_mcdaniels]

Welp, tread title definitely delivered.

I'd start mattress shopping expeditiously.

Mattress shopping? shyt, you gotta go life shopping as well. Heavy, so heavy, chain heavy.

 

[GoAggieGo.]

It’s not the right thing to do, but I’d snap. Neither would be safe.

 

[Regular Developer]

This isn’t uncommon... Passa be fukkin all the married hoes at church. Homeboy has a lil meat too

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

They was fukking
Cooking crack
And performing a seance at the same time

 

[TreySav]

Breh should have walked in that room like

 

[ThatTruth777]

with the romantic candles n errything

better get a DNA test

 

[beenz]

fukked up part is if dude leaves her, he still gonna have to pay child support

 

[shopthatwrecks]

Nah, if a nikka in yo bed, playing yo PS5, and eating yo cheerios you gotta run the fade.

joseph didnt do it with god

 

[Duke Wy Lin]

Impregnate dusty crack heads brehs

 

[Duke Wy Lin]

fukked up part is if dude leaves her, he still gonna have to pay child support

Ain't no child support in the motherland, b

He just gotta return her dusty ass to her village, show them the video and not claim that kid. It's probably somebody else's child.

 

[Lurkio]

add a gun to this scenario and it’s a triple homicide + a likely suicide