Gay teens killed at camp to make them Straight.

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i mean if that doesn't prove that gay people don't choose to be gay i don't know what does...

i mean i know i can't control which females i'm attracted too...if i could i'd be attracted to ugly fat broads and make my life easier lol
 

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It's a miracle worker when your under its power.

The Devil when you wake up the next day next a woman who smells like a mixture of moldy bread and dried semen, and looks like she can devour an entire family of possums in one sitting.


God, why....

i'm still suffering from cinco de mayo. my stomach feels like it did the first time i saw two girls and one cup. i turned it up far :noah:

*ahem* back on topic this is a tragic story....
 

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Sounds like they chose fakkitry over life. If someone tied me up and threatened to kill me if I didn't suck dikk then I would be more than willing to die. Stand for something or die for nothing.:yeshrug:
 

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It's a miracle worker when your under its power.

The Devil when you wake up the next day next a woman who smells like a mixture of moldy bread and dried semen, and looks like she can devour an entire family of possums in one sitting.


God, why....

Yes, quite tragic.
wait are we talking about the OP story or that decent into TUH sex life...which is also quite tragic lol.

You're working it backwards breh. The trick isn't for you to get so shyt face that ugly looks good. It's to get hot girls so shyt face that YOU look good.
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wait are we talking about the OP story or that decent into TUH sex life...which is also quite tragic lol.

You're working it backwards breh. The trick isn't for you to get so shyt face that ugly looks good. It's to get hot girls so shyt face that YOU look good.
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No brother, we had a system we called "Sesame Street Countdown"

You aim for the high and settle for the low if need be. So, you go in and try to bag a 7, 8 or 9. Maybe a 10 once in a while if the weather made the volume of my balls expand a tiny bit.

If that doesn't work, you need to start counting down per se.

That means sometimes you end up gone off tequila and find yourself waking up next to a woman who looks like one of the wildebeests that trampled Mufasa to death.

No shame.

But I digress.
 

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No brother, we had a system we called "Sesame Street Countdown"

You aim for the high and settle for the low if need be. So, you go in and try to bag a 7, 8 or 9. Maybe a 10 once in a while if the weather made the volume of my balls expand a tiny bit.

If that doesn't work, you need to start counting down per se.

That means sometimes you end up gone off tequila and find yourself waking up next to a woman who looks like one of the wildebeests that trampled Mufasa to death.

No shame.

But I digress.
ah ok just making sure. You gotta aim for the stars so if you miss you hit the tree tops.

we've all got our wildabeast story
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