Games You Stole

[Lewis Black]

Splinter Cell And Vice City outta these two dudes bags. This was when vice city was brand new and I neeeeeeded that game. These two dudes swapped games in the morning, so I had the whole day to plan it. Took them shyts with the quickness I never even told my homies.

Kenny: Damn, someone took my shyt

Daniel: Someone took my shyt too

(Me at the back of the room)

Me: Damn that's fukked up yall should check that nikkas kevins bag, he be stealing all types of shyt smh that's fukked up

(Leaves class)

Me

(Playing vice city at home)

Me

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

when i was 10, i went to kb toys


game boy games were not behind glass.

i didnt see a camera on the wall and waited for nobody on the aisle

opened up the gameboy box and took the cartridge out and walked out. it was donkey kong.

never stole anything again. made me feel bad thinking about it.


i threw the game away because i thought i would go to hell. religious upbringing. not now though

 

[Tom]

never stole any video games but had some stolen from me tho

 

[HookersandIceCream]

God damn yousa a scumbag

 

[RJY33]

Splinter Cell And Vice City outta these two dudes bags. This was when vice city was brand new and I neeeeeeded that game. These two dudes swapped games in the morning, so I had the whole day to plan it. Took them shyts with the quickness I never even told my homies.

Kenny: Damn, someone took my shyt

Daniel: Someone took my shyt too

(Me at the back of the room)

Me: Damn that's fukked up yall should check that nikkas kevins bag, he be stealing all types of shyt smh that's fukked up

(Leaves class)

Me

(Playing vice city at home)

Me

Salutes this act of scumbaggery

Thats gutter as hell

 

[ThumpDaddy]

Never stole any games. My brother on the other hand.........

 

[Alec Baldwin]

Back in them n64 days blockbuster employees were lax with missing items n shyt. I used to keep every game I rented and put rocks in the box. My moms would be like lemme see if the games in there and I'd be like NAH I GOT IT....moms, ill put it in the drop box. she finally caught on cuz the last 3 times i did it they charged her and she beat the fukk outta me but by then I was all the homies would see my collection n be like

 

[villain]

when i was like maybe 10 or somethin i was with my pops and we was lookin at apartments he was gonna buy

i was in the owner's son's room and saw some super mario game, swiped that shyt even though I had the same exact game at home

 

[lox123]

*thinks about the nikka that ran thru the crib and stole all my Snes games when I was youngin* nikka I hate you!! http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrmp93LAK01qdyufk.gif

 

[Coach Gully]

Man..

 

[Young]

Somebody got me for 4 of my PS2 games
I was when I realized they werent in my house anymore

 

[Bud Bundy]

took someone's gameboy.

 

[SupaVillain]

Took Grand Theft Auto : San Andreas from my homies house. I was dying to play that game. Games fun as hell tho

 

[Goodnews]

I remember one time a guy wanted to trade-in halo and project gotham racing at gamestop.
When the cashier went to the back for something he went to go browse and stuff.
So i just picked them up off the counter and walked out.

 

[yseJ]

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