Gamer Breh Takes The Ultimate L. Get Married SmashBrehs

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My homeboy said it best about these joints: They 4.75s that turn into 8, 9 and 10s when they go to conventions with them cosplays on. If you confident and dress good you'll clean house at a con. You ain't lying about them girls being not used to being hit on directly/conventionally.

Man I done seen so much fukked up shyt at cons.:francis:


this false actually. I used to fukk this gothic chick who was into them anime cons. I'd tag along because they usually had free liq and fighting game tourrnies where I'd obliterated nikkas in and get a free 100-200 dollars. If you not in costume you invisiible and ironically are the weird one in that space. I never dressed up and was basically a shadow and i'm a handsome ass kid. I didn't mind. I went to get drunk. You don't want nan of them con bytches anyway. most touched in they mental something fierce.
 

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My homeboy said it best about these joints: They 4.75s that turn into 8, 9 and 10s when they go to conventions with them cosplays on. If you confident and dress good you'll clean house at a con. You ain't lying about them girls being not used to being hit on directly/conventionally.

Man I done seen so much fukked up shyt at cons.:francis:

:ohhh: I remember she once said she never used to get attention from nikkas when younger till she filled out. bytch once took a picture with her titties taking all the attention with a caption talking about her pearly white teeth, until another coworker pointed out she wasn't even showing her teeth in the pic

She blocked him :russ:
 

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WaDi is a professional SuperSmash Bros player who married his ex-wife, Cinnpie (a professional smashbros commentator) 3 years ago.

Now, Imagine being an overweight gamer breh and marrying the girl of your dreams, who, by your own account, is "way out of my league, way out of my universe"
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Then imagine finding out 3 years into your marriage that she's been smashing a 14 yr old cac (who could pass for 10yrs old) who calls himself "Puppeh" for the entirety of your marriage. Now imagine that she promised him she'll leave you for him when he turns 18...

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Dude could turn 18 and still look 12.

My mans thought he was about run that 4stock on marriage... but GMB hit him with a reverse 3-0 :mjcry:


The account of the abuse can be found here... kinda disgusting to me tbh :picard:




She must be mixed and the white side is making her do this. You know how that a lot of white women are undercover pedos
 

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Yeah.. people really don’t.

CS and WOW probably has some of the biggest age gaps.

15 year olds team with 25+ years olds, play all the time together
I started a WoW guild out of the death of another guild i was in and we actually grew to be like top 2-3 on my server

I was also raid leader

I was like age 19-20 having to direct 30-40+ yo people. There were like 75+ people in the guild

Some were married couples. Some actually raided with their own kids too
 

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I started a WoW guild out of the death of another guild i was in and we actually grew to be like top 2-3 on my server

I was also raid leader

I was like age 19-20 having to direct 30-40+ yo people. There were like 75+ people in the guild

Some were married couples. Some actually raided with their own kids too

I still raid, we def got people in my guild in the mid 40s :mjgrin:
 

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^^^ they have a whole megathread on all the sexual allegations in the smash community , all coming out this year

i wouldnt be suprised if this spread across all platforms of media , calling out sex predators and etc

2020 says fukk yo fukkery, we in hyperdrive fukkery now....
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shorty comes across as the typical “tragic mulatto”
You're wrong my guy. This is just how gen z black girls are:yeshrug:. I know because I'm part of this generation. A lot of them are kpop fans and more into Asians/ white guys compared millennial and gen x. For proof go over to tik tok and just look up some random kpop boyband. You will notice that the comments are nothing but black girls saying some deviant things :russ:
 
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