Goodfellas
You ever clog somebody's toilet and not say anything?
I had to answer this one cause the story is so funny. I went to Italian Fiesta to pick up a pizza but I
really had to go. So I had my niece with me & I told her to just be cool. We went in the store and i was acting like I was on the phone.
'...I'm at the store getting her project supplies right now. Or do you want to get them? She needs a poster board and some glue to glue the pictures to the board, I told u like 59 times already...'
I can't hold it much longer so I walk by an employee and ask if my niece can use their washroom. (She actually had to go)
She pees finishes before we go back to the store I'm like lemme go really quick. I drop my duece but it
won't flush!! I try again &
i wash my hands and leave out the bathroom to go back to the store area. I get back on the phone to my fake call like
'So why you just ain't say you brought the supplies before I came here waisting my gas & time & all along you had her supplies!!'
Walked out the store like ain't shyt happen. Walked to the pizza place to get the pizza & went home.
Ever smelled something really funky and realized it's the person sitting next to you after you openly said
'what the fukk is that smell??!!!'
