G*O*A*T - The Official Jay-Z Thread

[Cladyclad]

 

[Mike Otherz]

#GOATRapper
#GawdMC

But....but...Koondrick

But...but...PED Papi

 

[lucky lefty]

International Hov Grounded? Jay Z Flops Miserably In India Debut

 

[lucky lefty]

 

[lucky lefty]

GOAT verse off My Bisexual dikkloving Twinkletoes Fantasy and the GOAT our Flow Lord and Lyrical Savior Hova Da absolutely annihilated Itchy Minaj aka Silicone Smalls the Notorious THOT aka MC Dyke aka Queen Laqueefa and Kangay Zest aka Prostate Monche aka Sticky Anal-Fingaz aka Bruce Bruce Jenner aka Tranye aka Kimye Kartrashian aka Koonye aka Zzzeeus Christ aka Yawnye Zzzest

 

[lucky lefty]

Hoe Buddens aka Minnie Mouse aka Menstrual Flow Buddens aka Hoey Jihad aka Wilma.I.Am the lead singer of Black Eye Peas aka Dyke Turner aka Slay Rice aka Emo-40 aka Sensitive Doggy Dogg aka Sultan Save-A-bytch aka the poster c00n for 15 mins of fukk nikka fame ass rappers aka Mt Rushwhore level GOAT Hov groupie......pathetic, bytchmade, bytch beating, talentless, no bars having, monotone ass Ambien flow having, more boring than muted Mormon porn music making, disgustingly blatant dikksucker of the GOAT our Flow Lord and Lyrical Savior Hova Da Gawd who spent his entire sorry ass excuse for a non-existent career failing miserably at tryna be the bootleg boy p*ssy version of Beyawnce by deepthroating Jigga to relevancy lost

 

[Farrinto]

This might be my favorite Jay song all time This is my go to when I'm going through shyt

 

[mobbinfms]

This might be my favorite Jay song all time This is my go to when I'm going through shyt

 

[Farrinto]

How could you not feel this song? Especially the third verse.

 

[mobbinfms]

How could you not feel this song? Especially the third verse.

Is this the "I can't go to clubs because I might get sued for brushing up against a girl" song?
I like it, but favorite Hov song ever?

 

[Farrinto]

Is this the "I can't go to clubs because I might get sued for brushing up against a girl" song?
I like it, but favorite Hov song ever?

It's definitely in my top 5 for sure. There aren't that many Jay songs where he gets that personal, so that ups its ranking for me.

 

[mobbinfms]

It's definitely in my top 5 for sure. There aren't that many Jay songs where he gets that personal, so that ups its ranking for me.

I feel trapped

 

[Piffery]

Is this the "I can't go to clubs because I might get sued for brushing up against a girl" song?
I like it, but favorite Hov song ever?

It's Lil Wayne's favorite song of all time, he has two tattoos from it and he recited Jr at the end of Mr.Carter.

 

[OfTheCross]

Hoe Buddens aka Minnie Mouse aka Menstrual Flow Buddens aka Hoey Jihad aka Wilma.I.Am the lead singer of Black Eye Peas aka Dyke Turner aka Slay Rice aka Emo-40 aka Sensitive Doggy Dogg aka Sultan Save-A-bytch aka the poster c00n for 15 mins of fukk nikka fame ass rappers aka Mt Rushwhore level GOAT Hov groupie......pathetic, bytchmade, bytch beating, talentless, no bars having, monotone ass Ambien flow having, more boring than muted Mormon porn music making, disgustingly blatant dikksucker of the GOAT our Flow Lord and Lyrical Savior Hova Da Gawd who spent his entire sorry ass excuse for a non-existent career failing miserably at tryna be the bootleg boy p*ssy version of Beyawnce by deepthroating Jigga to relevancy lost

That Pump It Up Freestlye from Hov is still hilarious to me..dude really jacked Joe's shyt

 

[Farrinto]

That's my GOAT