G*O*A*T - The Official Jay-Z Thread

[lucky lefty]

shyt look like a scene outta Street Fighter.
Julius aka Balrog was chilling waiting for his next opponent when the hidden character M. Blackson suddenly appeared to challenge him.

When you're relieved that Hova Da Gawd's still alive then realize his hair still ain't growing out cuz he's not recording another album yet:

 

[lucky lefty]

After donating $1.5 million to BLM that GOAT continues his charity work by sharing words of wisdom with a random, fraud ass drug abuser & deadbeat sperm donor turned aspiring trap yodeler. Hopefully it inspires him to become something other than a worthless bum one day.

 

[lucky lefty]

The Lord Camel's Prayer:

Our Hova, who art from Brooklyn, hallowed be thine hump
Thy Kingdom Come, was thine worst album, on Earth as it was in Heaven
Give us this day our daily 16, and forgive our greed for wanting another album, as we forgive those who stan other rappers
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from wack MC's
For thine are the GOAT, the flow and the lyricism, forever and ever....Jaymen

-Shawn 3:16 (The Book of Hov)

 

[lucky lefty]

Get caught up on the latest non-troll threads about our Flow Lord and Lyrical Savior Hova Da Gawd.

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/jay-z-somewhereinamerica-is-one-of-his-best-songs-ever.398472/unread

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/did-...-cool-with-him-on-the-same-song.398419/unread

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/so-c...and-jacked-freeway-for-the-beat.398387/unread

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/jay-zs-tidal-donates-1-5-million-to-black-lives-matter.398076/

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/what-was-jays-best-era.398115/

 

[lucky lefty]

Numbers don't lie check the scoreboard:



The Gawd MC @ Super Bowl 50 with some run of the mill mayonnaise thot whose a$$hole I'd nut in even though she's about one missed Botox appointment from Cruella Deville status:

 

[lucky lefty]

Our Flow Lord and Lyrical Savior Hova Da Gawd getting his "ole head pervert outside of Footlocker" creep on snapping pics of Bey's cakes while Blue aka Hovanna Da Gawdess was present.



Taraji Henson bumping the GOAT's classic debut that features the greatest lyrical performance in the history of rap & introduced us to the greatest lyricist in the history of rap.



Hova Da Gawd in the cut as Meek Paltrow screams her son's ear off and he gets his Drizzy Vanilli on and proclaims "bytch, I heard u the first time, u ain't gotta yell it again."

The GOAT and Bey on their way to the crib so Hov could put that cheddar cheese biscuits dikk on her.

Some CAC speaking on our Flow Lord and Lyrical Savior Hova Da Gawd's GOATness.



The GOAT takes a pic with the ghost of Koondrick Lamar aka Ice c00n aka Sambo Doggy Dogg aka Kenbytch Lamaze aka Kenbrick Flopmar aka Andre -3000 aka Zzz-40 aka Boring G aka Tranny Hussle after putting him 6 ft under years ago on the BDKMV Remix.

 

[lucky lefty]

Our Flow Lord and Lyrical Savior Hova Da posing with a buncha nikkaz no one gives a fu*k about including Koondrick Lamar aka Ice Koon aka Sambo Doggy Dogg aka Kenbit.ch Lamaze aka Kooni Goldberg aka Kenbrick Flopmar aka Andre -3000 aka Zzz-40 aka Boring G aka Tranny Hussle who he bodied on BDKMV remix :hah:

 

[Mike Otherz]

This thread should've a lot more popular.

 

[Pifferry]

 

[up in here]

nikkaz tried to copy the nas thread but that started out as a thread for the track "Nasty" and then became the Life Is Good thread and then became the nas thread.

This thread is just a random Jay-z appreciation thread but the title is incorrect because a camel is not a goat

 

[Pifferry]

nikkaz tried to copy the nas thread but that started out as a thread for the track "Nasty" and then became the Life Is Good thread and then became the nas thread.

This thread is just a random Jay-z appreciation thread but the title is incorrect because a camel is not a goat

 

[lucky lefty]

With all aplogies to our Flow Lord and Lyrical Savior Hova Da Gawd I missed Magna Carta Mondays yesterday, so to make up for it this week's edition of Turn Up Tuesday will feature the GOAT performing @ the second greatest tour of the 2010's (WTT still #1 of the decade and #1 all-time tour) the Magna Carta World Tour. Peep him doing cuts off the amazing MCHG aka the 2013 AlbumOTY and solo AlbumOTDecade for the 2010's

 

[OfTheCross]

That boy Hov and Nas racing tob billi

 

[lucky lefty]

The GOAT was about to swing on a nikka if he was late for wifey's performance

 

[lucky lefty]

Words of wisdom on a Wednesday from our Flow Lord and Lyrical Savior Hova Da Gawd