Funny nikkas got a unfair advantage with talkin to women.

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I'm funny as fukk. You just really have to have a quick mind and be able to think on your feet. The jokes come naturally. The only reason I'm funny tho is cause I'm a short dude. If I grew up tall I wouldn't have had to develop my sense of humor. For a small fee I can coach you up.
Never been on a date where chick wasn't cracking up but it does have its downsides. Chicks expect you to be funny all the time and sometimes you're not in the mood to crack jokes and they're like "what's wrong?" Nothing just not in the mind right now.


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It always starts from compensation.

99% of naturally funny people are either ugly, short, fat, don't fit in, can't fight, got a lazy eye, or have problems at home.
 

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I wish I was funnier too..... The older I get the more serious I kinda am.

A sense of humor goes a longgggg way. I don't think nikkas realize just how important making a girl laugh is. It is SO IMPORTANT.
I know this cause my bestfriend is a funny guy and he STAY gettin p*ssy from bad bytches nikkas dream about. He's not tall, and not really THAT attractive, but his confidence and sense of humor makes girls overlook a lot of shyt. And it makes girls think he's fine. It's remarkable.

Luckily I'm very cute, so I don't have to be that funny.... I have a sly/saracastic sense of humor, and even if im not funny girls will laugh just cause im cute, but I really dont have game, humor, or really that much confidence.... I'm very dependent on my looks, I'd never get a girl if I was a regular looking nikka or short.

I wouldn't trade my height in for a sense of humor.... but man I'd pay thousands for some extra jokes and and some extra confidence. :francis:

I can put on fake confidence which helps, but I want genuine confidence.... Confidence can trump humor.... but you still NEED humor... it's a MUST.
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bytches don't want a TOO serious ass nikka.....but they also don't want a clown ass nikka.



Good thread.

Yeah, I completely agree with your post.

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It's about timing more than anything. If you're always "on"...it becomes exhausting and low key annoying as fukk. Just be cool, laid back and pick the moments to drop a line here and there.

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:mjcry:

It always starts from compensation.

99% of naturally funny people are either ugly, short, fat, don't fit in, can't fight, got a lazy eye, or have problems at home.

I realized early on you can get into and out of any situation by cracking jokes.
It's forreal a defense mechanism. I'll pick out 5 weaknesses of a person to crack on before I even say a word to em just in case they got something slick to say :lolbron:
 

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i stay the only one telling the truth
and the truth can be the funniest thing

like it's been said dry humor/dark comedy is the way to get a laugh
but fukk that tap dancing clown shyt

tuck your teeth in and put some bass in your voice you mickey mouse ass motherfukkers

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usually my angle is talking about politics and history of all things, along with throwing in some jokes here and there. hoes are attracted to passion and goals. surprisingly local hood hoes be on some "damn boo, you went to college or some shyt?":leon:
they especially love deep convo, especially when smoking.

idk brehs, life is weird, I used to smash this hoe from the neighborhood who usually dated street dudes/thuggish muthafukkers, but she and I clicked after I started making small talk with her.
I guess hoes after a certain age want more than just a street dude that selling drugs and getting into shootouts.
 

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:yeshrug:Facts. I can make anything funny, so much so that whatever I talk to my girl about becomes entertainment for whomever is around.

Having that gift of gab>>>>>>>>>>>everything else.
 

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every man has an advantage, some are funny ,some are handsome.
since your tall go finesse your height to get some play
 

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It aint hard to be funny for women unless your too obvious with intentions.

Women literally laugh at everything from my experience :yeshrug:

And no. Being funny isnt that much of an advantage. Still need more than jokes to fukk her. Some of the funniest guys I know go through famines like they was Egypt.
 

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:mjcry:

It always starts from compensation.

99% of naturally funny people are either ugly, short, fat, don't fit in, can't fight, got a lazy eye, or have problems at home.
Pretty much me growing up. One positive is that me and my friends parodized that shyt (poking fun at our parents, people in the hood, etc.) One of the couple rays of light from a dark childhood...
i stay the only one telling the truth
and the truth can be the funniest thing

like it's been said dry humor/dark comedy is the way to get a laugh
but fukk that tap dancing clown shyt

tuck your teeth in and put some bass in your voice you mickey mouse ass motherfukkers

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Dry/dark humor is sort of my thing. I've even been complimented on it before....also, I'm one of those people who are said to be absolutely hilarious when they're not trying to be....
usually my angle is talking about politics and history of all things, along with throwing in some jokes here and there. hoes are attracted to passion and goals. surprisingly local hood hoes be on some "damn boo, you went to college or some shyt?":leon:
they especially love deep convo, especially when smoking.

idk brehs, life is weird, I used to smash this hoe from the neighborhood who usually dated street dudes/thuggish muthafukkers, but she and I clicked after I started making small talk with her.
I guess hoes after a certain age want more than just a street dude that selling drugs and getting into shootouts.

Really? Where they make them at? I'll take a couple....or just one...:ohhh:
 
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