Luke Wilson: We have to treat this like a marriage.
Martin:Nah it's more of a one night stand; wham, bam, thank you officer.
I got this. Balee-dat!
Funny movie lines that you can't help but recite IRL and laugh every time
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Martin:Nah it's more of a one night stand; wham, bam, thank you officer.
I got this. Balee-dat!
White man: "What can you tell us about this Logan?"
Chappelle: "All I know is that he's gay...gay...gay....gay!!!"
Where you think you going?
To get some milk n cookies.
Where the cookies & shyt? 
Him downstairs.Clayton Endicott
Superstar
shyt gets me every damn time
Clayton Endicott
Superstar
Why do you have grits?- The Wood
Comes in handy whenever my son presents me with some random shyt he found.
"fukk them kids!"
"fukk the kids?"
"Yup"
and apartment scene from Soul Men.
"I'm looking for another Super Cop so we can Super Cop up as a team"- Blue Streak
Pretty much all of Boomerang
"Some punk ass nikka."
"Some punk ass nikka."
Dog, I had so many quotables popping into my head from that movie so I just said "fukk it"
.Clayton Endicott
Superstar
That movie is FULL of em. Haven't seen it in years. I'll prolly laugh like it's the first time I saw it. Every scene with StrangeDog, I had so many quotables popping into my head from that movie so I just said "fukk it"
Mantis Toboggan M.D.
Drink wolf cola
the entire script of dumb and dumber. quotables in every scene
Clayton Endicott
Superstar
"Cuz you're on da welfare!"
You think you tough!??!
I hate my gums cause they black! I hate the back of Forrest Whittaker's neck! I hate black pepper! I hate black keys on a piano!
I hate my gums cause they black! I hate the back of Forrest Whittaker's neck! I hate black pepper! I hate black keys on a piano!
Take me to jail
(Take me to jail)
And lock me up
(And lock me up)
Throw away the key
(Throw away the key)
I and afraid to fuxk somebody up they ass
(Take me to jail)
And lock me up
(And lock me up)
Throw away the key
(Throw away the key)
I and afraid to fuxk somebody up they ass
White man: "What can you tell us about this Logan?"
Chappelle: "All I know is that he's gay...gay...gay....gay!!!"
Let me add on:
Tully: (crying to his legal-aid attorney)
And then, he said I was ugly and couldn't read good.
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Off the top of my head:
"You buy!" - Korean Lady in liquor store in 'Don't Be A Menace..'
"Surely you can't be serious"-- "I am serious and don't call me Shirley" -Airplane
"Ahh haa, Ahh haa" - Eddie Murphy as the Jewish man after he tells the joke
"I was a saucier up in San Antone" -Tropical Thunder
"We're not worthy, we're not worthy"- Wayne's World
"Sh*t, that ain't nothing but Ultra Perm"- Eddie Murphy, Coming To America
"You buy!" - Korean Lady in liquor store in 'Don't Be A Menace..'
"Surely you can't be serious"-- "I am serious and don't call me Shirley" -Airplane
"Ahh haa, Ahh haa" - Eddie Murphy as the Jewish man after he tells the joke
"I was a saucier up in San Antone" -Tropical Thunder
"We're not worthy, we're not worthy"- Wayne's World
"Sh*t, that ain't nothing but Ultra Perm"- Eddie Murphy, Coming To America
What made it funnier was that Jangle Leg had the 
face when he said it.
OK USA
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