Funny movie lines that you can't help but recite IRL and laugh every time

[Trapperman Dave]

"I'm gonna just bust up in the motherfukker and go Upper room." I used to recite this line so much.

Dammit u stole mines

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Vic Damone

and this other kid, is he Vic Damone son or not?

i don't know?!

YOU MEAN HE'S A 100% MOOLIE!

 

[Trapperman Dave]

I hope you piss on yaself with yo weak ass bladder well if i do how bout i put em on you.

You better watch your butt man!......Ok

Welcome to good burger home of the good burger

Wipe yourself off you're dead.

Oh this is heavy, why do you keep saying that is there something wrong with the earth's gravtaional pull?

You ball? Nah. Gimme my ball back. Look in the wood you either play ball or gangbang.

You remember that talk we had about crips and bloods? Well that nikka a blood

 

[Trapperman Dave]

"you sold my dead bird to a blind kid?!!?"

"Harry, I took care of it!!"

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

 

[MN Fats]

The big lebowski is my go to for random quotes.

 

[WhodatWhoadi]

"Talkin' bout she look like Janet Jackson......bytch got out the car lookin' more like Freddie Jackson!"
when ever me and the homies talking about wack looking hoes,,

"Everytime I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. "
to my fat ass brother..

 

[Dillah810]

I"m just a G-dog on the fly tip, coolin' in the crib, flossin' with the posse.
The way Charlie Seen delivers that line always kills me.

To this day, me and my mom call appie pies "white only pies"

Me and my sister constantly quote

"Why you gotta be so nasty"
"Cuz I'm a naaaasssty muthafukka"

 

[Born2BKing]

Will Ferrell's entire scene.

 

[IllustratorMike]

A line I like reciting alot is the pimp-type brotha from "He Got Game"
"Daaaaaaayum! Brotha! Do you know me? Do you know my ol lady?"

Denzel: "Nah"

Pimp Daddy: "Well you lookin at us with all dis fukkin familiarity an shyt- MIND YO OWN BIZNESS, MAN!"
Love that little pimpin hop he does when saying "Damn"

 

[Shadowmayne]

"You're killing me Smalls"

 

[Xcoyote]

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Real tomato ketchup, eddie?

Nothing but the best.



"Want me to drag him out of here. Kick the shyt out of him?"

 

[3rdLetter]

First of all, you throwing to many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take it as disrespect. Watch your mouth and help me with this sale.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

I"m just a G-dog on the fly tip, coolin' in the crib, flossin' with the posse.
The way Charlie Seen delivers that line always kills me.

To this day, me and my mom call appie pies "white only pies"

Me and my sister constantly quote

"Why you gotta be so nasty"
"Cuz I'm a naaaasssty muthafukka"

I won't touch it, but I'll piss on the mothafukka!

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Kiss my black ass, you sick cracker motherfukker

That looks like jizz, eastern european jizz

I dont want this greasy shyt, how you gon sell a big box of grease?