Aight so I assume with the amount of nikkas in this thread 
who may have grown up with traditional black parents this should make for a funny ass thread
Any ways this a funny whoopin one of my step brothers' stepbrother (father's side, yea I know it's complicated ) had gotten when he was young. For brevity we just going call him B.
So dude was a lil thief when he was younger. One day they're folks decide to throw a lil party at the church celebrating something. So some lil nikka had brought his psp and nikkas was playing it and he left it somewhere. So B finds it and decides to steal the psp. So when lil nikka started looking for his psp, B was denying he had it the entire time. Fast-forward to a couple weeks later, one night dis nikka, B, was in his room at night playing the psp and his moms walks past his room and sees the light from it through the crack in his door and wonders what it is (it was past his bedtime and he was supposed to be asleep). She opens his door and sees it and realizing she never bought it for him takes it and starts asking if that was the thing the boy at her party at the church was looking for. B starts lying saying that he had borrowed it from a nikka in his neighborhood. The next day his parents and him goto the dude in the neighborhood house and ask him if he let B borrow the psp. B kept telling the nikka it was his but I guess he didnt catch on so he said no and they new he was lying.
Fast-forward to the ass whooping. So B's pops was mad as hell and proceeded to do the funniest , -traditional, possibly illegal ass-whooping I've ever heard. He makes B strip butter-ball nekkid and takes him to the basement (mind you this is a new basement which hasn't been renovated so it's a cold concrete floor). He makes the nikka lie down and proceeds to tie B's hands and legs with shoe strings so he can't move. He starts whipping B, giving him 2 lashes for each day he lied (had lied about it for like 2 weeks). After what was supposed to be the last whip, this nikka father gets the yelling
"IM NOT SATISFIED, IM NOT SATISFIED" and proceeds to beat his a** so more. Eventually he stopped and B was just 
the entire time.
When I heard this I was
Anyways I know ya'll got some stories
who may have grown up with traditional black parents this should make for a funny ass threadAny ways this a funny whoopin one of my step brothers' stepbrother (father's side, yea I know it's complicated ) had gotten when he was young. For brevity we just going call him B.
So dude was a lil thief when he was younger. One day they're folks decide to throw a lil party at the church celebrating something. So some lil nikka had brought his psp and nikkas was playing it and he left it somewhere. So B finds it and decides to steal the psp. So when lil nikka started looking for his psp, B was denying he had it the entire time. Fast-forward to a couple weeks later, one night dis nikka, B, was in his room at night playing the psp and his moms walks past his room and sees the light from it through the crack in his door and wonders what it is (it was past his bedtime and he was supposed to be asleep). She opens his door and sees it and realizing she never bought it for him takes it and starts asking if that was the thing the boy at her party at the church was looking for. B starts lying saying that he had borrowed it from a nikka in his neighborhood. The next day his parents and him goto the dude in the neighborhood house and ask him if he let B borrow the psp. B kept telling the nikka it was his but I guess he didnt catch on so he said no and they new he was lying.
Fast-forward to the ass whooping. So B's pops was mad as hell and proceeded to do the funniest , -traditional, possibly illegal ass-whooping I've ever heard. He makes B strip butter-ball nekkid and takes him to the basement (mind you this is a new basement which hasn't been renovated so it's a cold concrete floor). He makes the nikka lie down and proceeds to tie B's hands and legs with shoe strings so he can't move. He starts whipping B, giving him 2 lashes for each day he lied (had lied about it for like 2 weeks). After what was supposed to be the last whip, this nikka father gets the yelling
"IM NOT SATISFIED, IM NOT SATISFIED" and proceeds to beat his a** so more. Eventually he stopped and B was just the entire time.When I heard this I was
Anyways I know ya'll got some stories
shyt ain't funny...breh...
AND TOLD HER THE TRUTH LIKE A DUMMY. SHE PULLED OUT THE BELT AND I WAS LIKE AWW WTF?
