Fukkery Goes Global: Official Challenge 34 Thread *War of the Worlds II*

[MJ Truth]

So Jordan or CT is the GOAT at this point.

 

[Max.]

Cant front i doubted CT flabby ass

 

[Carlton Banks]

I read spoilers before the season began so none of this surprised me. Just looking forward to the reunion.

Ninja was so disappointing to watch. Zach was so pissed all finals long and I don't blame him.

Sucks to see Kam go out since she was the best girl on the US team by far. Never complained and always worked.

Leroy needs to give it up. If you don't work on puzzles and swimming on your off days, you won't win. Simple as that.

So Jordan or CT is the GOAT at this point.

Bananas has 6 wins. As much as I don't care for him he still number one. But all 3 are definitely on mount Rushmore, with Darrell being added in as well.

 

[MJ Truth]

I read spoilers before the season began so none of this surprised me. Just looking forward to the reunion.

Ninja was so disappointing to watch. Zach was so pissed all finals long and I don't blame him.

Sucks to see Kam go out since she was the best girl on the US team by far. Never complained and always worked.

Leroy needs to give it up. If you don't work on puzzles and swimming on your off days, you won't win. Simple as that.



Bananas has 6 wins. As much as I don't care for him he still number one. But all 3 are definitely on mount Rushmore, with Darrell being added in as well.

Bananas has six wins but he’s been on 80 seasons. Jordan practically wins any time he shows up.

 

[Carlton Banks]

Bananas has six wins but he’s been on 80 seasons. Jordan practically wins any time he shows up.

Bananas only recently started losing more after rivals 3. And he's getting older.

His winning stretch from Rivals to Free Agents was legendary though. He's 3/4 in the finals in that stretch. And prior to that he won back to back (The Island, The Ruins).

 

[wire28]

Bananas is past his prime. I mean let’s be real CT is too he just adjusted his game to be more cerebral now. I mean he really played a hell of a game socially. Got fukked by his friends right off the bat and didn’t get mad just stayed silent and moved in silence for the majority of the game until he had to make moves when the numbers were slim and made every move his best move when it mattered. Despite the fact he is physically his social game has evolved.



jordan is hella annoying but I got to salute greatness when I see it.



Zach is still a bytch. a$$hole boyfriend. Overrated competitor. bytch follower who would have been wagging his tail behind bananas all game if it worked out in his favor. I mean now that I think about it he only puffs out his chest against the girls, he gets quiet when it’s time to bark against any decent guy competitor.

 

[Methodical]

Glad the UK Team won minus Rogan. Well, glad CT won. He seemed to get the shaft from his friends (USA) right from the get-go. He played a decent game without getting dirty. Jordan is the MVP of this challenge. While part of the game is staying out of eliminations....the fact that Rogan had to whine everytime his name was brought up and CT was never even thought to be put up....they had pretty damn easy compared to Jordan. Kind of funny that only 2/8 people in the final faced elimination during the entire season and they were kind of the strongest in the end. Let this serve as a lesson to Team US.

Felt bad for Leroy but he has to know this since he been on The Challenge for years when you know the puzzle and swimming are always involved and you didn't practice on your day off?

 

[Premeditated]

Bananas only recently started losing more after rivals 3. And he's getting older.

His winning stretch from Rivals to Free Agents was legendary though. He's 3/4 in the finals in that stretch. And prior to that he won back to back (The Island, The Ruins).

the competition was also shyt back then though

from 2012-2015 will always be the dark ages for me. Besides Jordan(who I hate), not one elite challenger or someone who went against the status quo from that era. CT is older and yet has 2 recent seasons. Everything has gotten better since Invasion. We've had groups who march to their own drums and go against the heavy hitters like TYB and Lavender Ladies and we've had elite challengers like Joss, Turbo, Paulie, Theo. I legit think if all those players were on during the dark ages, he would still be stuck on 3 wins

 

[Carlton Banks]

the competition was also shyt back then though

from 2012-2015 will always be the dark ages for me. Besides Jordan(who I hate), not one elite challenger or someone who went against the status quo from that era. CT is older and yet has 2 recent seasons. Everything has gotten better since Invasion. We've had groups who march to their own drums and go against the heavy hitters like TYB and Lavender Ladies and we've had elite challengers like Joss, Turbo, Paulie, Theo. I legit think if all those players were on during the dark ages, he would still be stuck on 3 wins

I have to disagree right there. Excluding his team wins, Rivals 1 him and Tyler went up against Kenny & Wes who were favored to win Day 1. Exes 1 he beat prime CT in a final and beat a perfectly in shape Mark Long in elimination. Rivals 2, though he lost, he beat Jordan and Marlon to advance to the second half of the finals. Free Agents which was a crap shoot , he beat Jordan in elimination, he beat CT to get to the final, and beat Zach in a finals.

The competition mainly lacked on the girls end.. the competition is definitely better now, but it wasn't the dark ages. I'd consider that from Rivals 3 to Invasion.

 

[RajWatts]

all the years Bananas won was when they stopped casting Darrell (except Ruins). He would definitely not have 6 if Darrell was on those

 

[Screwface Exchange]

You guys all forgotting the biggest thing when judging the goat. Look at the final elimination. This was a cakewalk compared to the old finals.

Even fi you died in the jungle and was 1 hr behind. All that did was give team UK a 5min head start on the chain run. Whack.

Old eliminations no stopping of that running time. If you don't get up that mountain you done. Period no clock to save you. The fact that dead ass Paulie cld finish it shows how whack it was.

ME and you cldve crawled the entire jungle run. Complete no puzzles, timed out. Dragged the sand bags and smashed the gurney to bits. Then got in water and just float and let tide bring us in. Be behind by 10 hours maybe. And all that wldve done is give team UK a 5min head start in chains.

I can't rate no1 as goats for that nonsense. Maybe the worse elimination finals I've ever seen.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

https://www.usmagazine.com/entertai...fiore-are-taking-a-break-from-challenges/amp/

Yea I’m good with not seeing Cara for awhile now.... she kinda needs to disappear after this season. I meant to comment on how sore of a loser she was and when she got to the ship didn’t speak to no one. Everyone else did, even Paulie manned up and shook Jordan’s hand


Speaking of Jordan


‘The Challenge’: Jordan Reveals Why He Has ‘Beef’ With Cara Maria & Where He Stands With Paulie

 

[daemonova]

 

[Brad Piff]

Bananas has six wins but he’s been on 80 seasons. Jordan practically wins any time he shows up.

Brehs.. Jordan is competing at an elite level with ONE HAND.

Imagine if he had both.

He doesn’t get enough credit for doing this shyt with 1 hand.

 

[Peter Popoff]

I started initially liking Paulie but disliked him towards the end of the season. Vice versa for CT. I use to despise him for the longest, now he's like my favorite character on there next to Darrell. I'm disappointed that Kam and Leroy loss. They need one win.

Also, I have a crush on Dee and that masculine looking chick looks like she gives awesome jawsome.