Fukkery Goes Global: Official Challenge 34 Thread *War of the Worlds II*

[Carlton Banks]

Why Paulie always trying to kiss someone is a fight

It's so stupid. He does it because he knows they can't fight but he still wants to provoke the person to hit him. Him and Jordan are the biggest pussies.

 

[Uno]

Back during CTs day it was production not actual security holding him back

 

[Monoblock]

-Just finished this week's episode and Jordan is lucky security was holding Turbo back. All that posturing Jordan was doing was when security was there and he was legit terrified when he saw 4 security guards holding Turbo back and Turbo actually winning by pushing the security guards... Jordan had a look on his face like "Man I might've fukked up". Even the security guards told Jordan to smarten up and don't be stupid.
Jordan is so bothered that Turbo won the last challenge he taking shots every chance he gets...but he aint some little punk ass white boy like Paulie. You can't talk about him behind his back or disrespect him in any way. shyt don't fly and him mimicking his walk (it was funny) was the icing on the cake. Jordan look at it like clowning but coming from Turkey that shyt might be seen as disrespectful and thats the shyt these ignorant little yuppies don't understand. He doesn't play that shyt and the man believes in honor. You disrespect you get fukked up fukk the money.
-Torie needs to sit her pancake face ass down too. Every time Jordan gets in shyt she jumping between 2 men asking to get her face tore off. Sit yo ass down somewhere.
-Leroy is an embarrassment as usual and a moron. He's white people's pet and does their bidding willingly b/c he's too weak and stupid to play the game for himself. Calling Theo was sucker shyt.
-Tired of Dee and her drama. Rogan aka Deuce Bigelow not even trying to be around her anymore.
-Paulie love kissing dudes thinking that shyt gonna set them off and he ends up looking like a fool.
-Josh argues like a female and stay emotional.

 

[Premeditated]

Prime CT did show uo and did break dudes faces. Big difference between talking and swinging.

Turbo is in his prime, he it don't swing on a dude Hy end of this season then he's jus all talk and cancelled in my books. Even Nelson harder than him rite now 2 me.

Prime CT had soft hands if we keep it buck.

He couldn't even knock Adam out. He could only hurt him by grinding his head against the walls

After getting bodied by Kenny 3 times in wrestling on Inferno 3, he got mad and started choking Kenny when the shyt was already over and instead of taking his aggression out on Kenny, he took it out on Davis queer ass.
On his season of tthe Real World, some local french dude let him punch him, free shots and his hand behind his back. Absolutely none of those punches moved or phased that french dude one bit.
CT knew who to try. I have no doubt that Darrell would have gave in that work back in the golden era, let alone Turbo, whose actually won mma fights. I been watching these challenges since 8th grade when the first Gauntlet was on. So I remember alot of these people's history.
Prime CT was a dominant competitor, but fighter?

 

[Premeditated]

I always kno Paulie is acting up and trolling because of the weird shyt that flies out his mouth during heated confrontational.

"U AIN'T BOUT THAT LIFE SON"

"DO U HEAR ME"

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Prime CT had soft hands if we keep it buck.

He couldn't even knock Adam out. He could only hurt him by grinding his head against the walls

After getting bodied by Kenny 3 times in wrestling on Inferno 3, he got mad and started choking Kenny when the shyt was already over and instead of taking his aggression out on Kenny, he took it out on Davis queer ass.
On his season of tthe Real World, some local french dude let him punch him, free shots and his hand behind his back. Absolutely none of those punches moved or phased that french dude one bit.
CT knew who to try. I have no doubt that Darrell would have gave in that work back in the golden era, let alone Turbo, whose actually won mma fights. I been watching these challenges since 8th grade when the first Gauntlet was on. So I remember alot of these people's history.
Prime CT was a dominant competitor, but fighter?

Yea..... CT gets overrated..... just cuz he dragged Johnny niccas think he’s more than he is.

We supposed to be impressed by CT beating up punk ass little Adam?

 

[Monoblock]

I always kno Paulie is acting up and trolling because of the weird shyt that flies out his mouth during heated confrontational.

"U AIN'T BOUT THAT LIFE SON"

"DO U HEAR ME"

Always funny to me how white boys start trying to talk and walk like black people to intimidate each other. Slang starts flying and they repeat shyt they heard in rap songs like clockwork.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Always funny to me how white boys start trying to talk and walk like black people to intimidate each other. Slang starts flying and they repeat shyt they heard in rap songs like clockwork.

I at first thought Paulie was cool, but he this season been doing too much and trying too hard.

I don’t know if it’s the influence of Cara Maria or this is truly him.... but he lucky some other “real dudes” ain’t been on the season with him.

They’d shut that shyt down.


This reunion gonna be crazy.... especially if them 2 are still broken up by then.... finna be some crazy tension

 

[Premeditated]

I at first thought Paulie was cool, but he this season been doing too much and trying too hard.

I don’t know if it’s the influence of Cara Maria or this is truly him.... but he lucky some other “real dudes” ain’t been on the season with him.

They’d shut that shyt down.


This reunion gonna be crazy.... especially if them 2 are still broken up by then.... finna be some crazy tension

I wanna see him try that shyt on any of the Young Bucks Cory and Nelson have actually been sent home fpr going do far with their victims doing way less than Paulie does.

Pauli probably gonna be like after they through with him

 

[Screwface Exchange]

Prime CT had soft hands if we keep it buck.

He couldn't even knock Adam out. He could only hurt him by grinding his head against the walls

After getting bodied by Kenny 3 times in wrestling on Inferno 3, he got mad and started choking Kenny when the shyt was already over and instead of taking his aggression out on Kenny, he took it out on Davis queer ass.
On his season of tthe Real World, some local french dude let him punch him, free shots and his hand behind his back. Absolutely none of those punches moved or phased that french dude one bit.
CT knew who to try. I have no doubt that Darrell would have gave in that work back in the golden era, let alone Turbo, whose actually won mma fights. I been watching these challenges since 8th grade when the first Gauntlet was on. So I remember alot of these people's history.
Prime CT was a dominant competitor, but fighter?

I've been watching rw and rr and challenge since way back. And again we all giving turbo cred he still hasn't done shyt. He hasn't dominated no top strong dude in an elimination, he ain't fought no1 in da house. I luv da guy turbo n I filly understand da respect tlk is serious things but a lot of this is production building up a new character for the show. Weve seen da Landon's and Darrell's and Derrick's in challenges b4. Who wld Dom in challenges and eliminations n still wldnt take shyt from ppl.

This new cast all jus tlkin shyt knowing they got security here n tryin 2 make good TV.

 

[Screwface Exchange]

Also I believe this Paulie and cara ish is jus a fake relationship for fame n money. Paulie done sd multiple times he gonna do wha he gonna do to stay revelent for reality tv. Big brother, ex in beach now challenge he jus chasing fame. He got a fukkin tattoo of cara jus for TV time.

They keep sayin they in an open relationship cause Paulie done have other gfs but the need 2 keep up this challenge relationship tie in. Look at cara how outspoken n shyt she is now wit this Paulie charge in her back. Everything she says she hates bout bananas n every1 else she is doing herself.

I need me a real world season, I can't take these weak ass challenges for much longer.

 

[MJ Truth]

Is the UK side gonna win even ONE challenge this season?? I'm sure they were always gonna split the teams up but they're gonna have to based on UK running out of players.

 

[Bonefan32]

-Just finished this week's episode and Jordan is lucky security was holding Turbo back. All that posturing Jordan was doing was when security was there and he was legit terrified when he saw 4 security guards holding Turbo back and Turbo actually winning by pushing the security guards... Jordan had a look on his face like "Man I might've fukked up". Even the security guards told Jordan to smarten up and don't be stupid.
Jordan is so bothered that Turbo won the last challenge he taking shots every chance he gets...but he aint some little punk ass white boy like Paulie. You can't talk about him behind his back or disrespect him in any way. shyt don't fly and him mimicking his walk (it was funny) was the icing on the cake. Jordan look at it like clowning but coming from Turkey that shyt might be seen as disrespectful and thats the shyt these ignorant little yuppies don't understand. He doesn't play that shyt and the man believes in honor. You disrespect you get fukked up fukk the money.
-Torie needs to sit her pancake face ass down too. Every time Jordan gets in shyt she jumping between 2 men asking to get her face tore off. Sit yo ass down somewhere.
-Leroy is an embarrassment as usual and a moron. He's white people's pet and does their bidding willingly b/c he's too weak and stupid to play the game for himself. Calling Theo was sucker shyt.
-Tired of Dee and her drama. Rogan aka Deuce Bigelow not even trying to be around her anymore.
-Paulie love kissing dudes thinking that shyt gonna set them off and he ends up looking like a fool.
-Josh argues like a female and stay emotional.

I agree with everything you said, I was gonna post my thoughts on the episode but you did all the work for me


What I will add though is:


Hope Turbo or ninja wins the season

Jordan and Tori needs to go,she's a clown always jumping into Jordans fights, saying she gonna snap but doesn't do anything

Cara seems like a terrible person, she can go


Why does it seem like Georgia gets most of the screen time, like on the confessional interviews or whatever they called, she's always commenting on whatever is going on and she always acts like she running shyt, she needs to go

Dee is fine but she isn't built for the challenge

Was rooting for Idris hopefully he gets another shot at the show

I liked Turbo going after that p*ssy chicken Jordan


Edit:

Damn I guess I ended up doing my own recap anyway lol

 

[Monoblock]

I agree with everything you said, I was gonna post my thoughts on the episode but you did all the work for me


What I will add though is:


Hope Turbo or ninja wins the season

Jordan and Tori needs to go,she's a clown always jumping into Jordans fights, saying she gonna snap but doesn't do anything

Cara seems like a terrible person, she can go


Why does it seem like Georgia gets most of the screen time, like on the confessional interviews or whatever they called, she's always commenting on whatever is going on and she always acts like she running shyt, she needs to go

Dee is fine but she isn't built for the challenge

Was rooting for Idris hopefully he gets another shot at the show

I liked Turbo going after that p*ssy chicken Jordan


Edit:

Damn I guess I ended up doing my own recap anyway lol

I can't stand Georgia's accent. shyt is like nails on a chalkboard. She sounds like that Eliza from Family Guy

 

[Carlton Banks]

Why does it seem like Georgia gets most of the screen time, like on the confessional interviews or whatever they called, she's always commenting on whatever is going on and she always acts like she running shyt, she needs to go

I can't stand Georgia's accent. shyt is like nails on a chalkboard. She sounds like that Eliza from Family Guy

Yooo I've been saying this all season. The annoying part is they give her so much confessionals that we're forced to hear her more and more. She sounds like an ugly old witch that cant shut the fukk up