Fukkery Goes Global: Official Challenge 34 Thread *War of the Worlds II*

[Bryan Danielson]

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but for once I was actually hoping Johnny won.

I wanted to see what would happen when he crossed over and joined team UK

I used to kinda fukk with Paulie but I don’t like CM Thot. She’s been fake and a cancer for years now and she needs to be humbled even more.

She always does foul shyt or talk that shyt but the moment someone claps back she cries and acts like a victim or she’s being bullied

Someone needs to end her on this show

 

[MJ Truth]

I thought Paulie and CM had broke up between seasons anyway. She pulled the strings on that one completely.

Lol @ how strong the US team seemed at the start but they've thrown away three of their own legends. Teams will be eventually matched pretty damn soon.

Lol @ Ninja being so upset that Zach criticized her when she had a whole meltdown on Turbo last season on a challenge they actually WON.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

I thought Paulie and CM had broke up between seasons anyway. She pulled the strings on that one completely.

Lol @ how strong the US team seemed at the start but they've thrown away three of their own legends. Teams will be eventually matched pretty damn soon.

Lol @ Ninja being so upset that Zach criticized her when she had a whole meltdown on Turbo last season on a challenge they actually WON.

Ninja is a joke...... she is too giddy and so naive and don’t know when she looks foolish

 

[Carlton Banks]

Lol @ Ninja being so upset that Zach criticized her when she had a whole meltdown on Turbo last season on a challenge they actually WON.

Didn't realize the irony til you pointed it out lol

So far I like Ninja. Weird face, but she's cool lol

 

[Monoblock]

I thought Paulie and CM had broke up between seasons anyway. She pulled the strings on that one completely.

Lol @ how strong the US team seemed at the start but they've thrown away three of their own legends. Teams will be eventually matched pretty damn soon.

Lol @ Ninja being so upset that Zach criticized her when she had a whole meltdown on Turbo last season on a challenge they actually WON.

Great point. I forgot all about that. She went ballistic on Turbo and they won. Zach tells her in a calm manner not even yelling if she was trying to blow the challenge intentionally and she goes into "That's why I hate team sports...don't yell at me" victim hood shyt. I like Ninja though but sometimes she can be irritating.
Really don't like Paulie and CM though. She another one that acts like a victim from some shyt that aint even that serious. Paulie is gonna lose like he always does. He was so laser focused on fake beard Kyle last season that he ended up falling short of the final. He too dumb to realize how she uses him to go after other threats and leaves him to be eliminated. What a simp.

 

[Carlton Banks]

Paulie is gonna lose like he always does. He was so laser focused on fake beard Kyle last season that he ended up falling short of the final.

Nah his dumb ass lost last season cuz he dived head first 80 feet above water or however high it was

 

[p00rky]

Bananas last couple of seasons have been bad. He needs to retire lol

 

[MJ Truth]

Bananas last couple of seasons have been bad. He needs to retire lol

He always out here losing in eliminations lol. And everyone knows his fukkery now so he can't politic his way to the finals anymore.

 

[Warren Moon]

LeRoy is such a bytch I hate him more than anyone on that show, him kissing Johnny's ass in the confessionals embarrassed me

Leroy is disappointing as fukk. And I hate that he’s been the main black guy who loses every year.

Has he even made one finals?


Hopefully his balls drop bc Johnny left. I doubt it tho

 

[Screwface Exchange]

Look back tho at the eliminations that he has lost lately.

A light up puzzle vs Devin.
A Roman numeral puzzle vs theo
A blindfolded stick challenge vs wes
A paintboard puzzle vs cara

These elimination challenges been so inconsistent and whack the last few yrs. It use to be eliminations wld only get harder and harder the closer you got to finals. And wld always be physical vs the other person in nature. Hall brawls, own the bone. As examples.

Also, the one thing that I don't like about Pauly is its ok to act tuff like tlk shyt but walk it. When Jordan talked shyt to bananas he called em out n faced him in elimination himself. When bananas was mad at Zach last season he went directly at em. Kyle tlks shyt but he never backs down same wit killa Kam.

Pauly time after time he tlks shyt but never backs it up. Go take out bananas urself. Wes n bananas go at each other directly. No snake behind doors shyt. Pauly y u playin scared n doin handshakes n lying. That is what breaks down your team the behind doors BS. Laurel went at u guys to ur face. Same wit bananas. Same when bear doesn't and theo.

 

[Uno]

Look back tho at the eliminations that he has lost lately.

A light up puzzle vs Devin.
A Roman numeral puzzle vs theo
A blindfolded stick challenge vs wes
A paintboard puzzle vs cara

These elimination challenges been so inconsistent and whack the last few yrs. It use to be eliminations wld only get harder and harder the closer you got to finals. And wld always be physical vs the other person in nature. Hall brawls, own the bone. As examples.

Also, the one thing that I don't like about Pauly is its ok to act tuff like tlk shyt but walk it. When Jordan talked shyt to bananas he called em out n faced him in elimination himself. When bananas was mad at Zach last season he went directly at em. Kyle tlks shyt but he never backs down same wit killa Kam.

Pauly time after time he tlks shyt but never backs it up. Go take out bananas urself. Wes n bananas go at each other directly. No snake behind doors shyt. Pauly y u playin scared n doin handshakes n lying. That is what breaks down your team the behind doors BS. Laurel went at u guys to ur face. Same wit bananas. Same when bear doesn't and theo.

Zach wanted to leave that is why bananas called him out. That is why bananas called him out

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Look back tho at the eliminations that he has lost lately.

A light up puzzle vs Devin.
A Roman numeral puzzle vs theo
A blindfolded stick challenge vs wes
A paintboard puzzle vs cara

These elimination challenges been so inconsistent and whack the last few yrs. It use to be eliminations wld only get harder and harder the closer you got to finals. And wld always be physical vs the other person in nature. Hall brawls, own the bone. As examples.

Also, the one thing that I don't like about Pauly is its ok to act tuff like tlk shyt but walk it. When Jordan talked shyt to bananas he called em out n faced him in elimination himself. When bananas was mad at Zach last season he went directly at em. Kyle tlks shyt but he never backs down same wit killa Kam.

Pauly time after time he tlks shyt but never backs it up. Go take out bananas urself. Wes n bananas go at each other directly. No snake behind doors shyt. Pauly y u playin scared n doin handshakes n lying. That is what breaks down your team the behind doors BS. Laurel went at u guys to ur face. Same wit bananas. Same when bear doesn't and theo.

Meeeehhhh

You had me till like the last part.
Bananas be doing snake behind the door shyt too. He the old king of it.

For sooooo long he was the biggest piece of shyt player there and he really hasn’t changed the only difference is other cast have began to surpass his snake sneaking shyt on some “hold my beer” shyt. And he learned he can just sit back and let them destroy theirselves

Even though they tried to frame it as Laurel and that simp dude, you know damn well it was Johnny who was the real puppetmaster to get West out

This season has been like American Gods though. Like the old gods beefing with the new gods in the middle of a war with some other shyt going on!

Buddy that got played is ShadowMoon

 

[Carlton Banks]

Leroy is disappointing as fukk. And I hate that he’s been the main black guy who loses every year.

Has he even made one finals?


Hopefully his balls drop bc Johnny left. I doubt it tho

He made the finals his first season and quit at the end of the first leg.

He made the finals again on Battle of the Exes 2 with Theresa and came in 2nd. He really should've won that final since Theresa was the best girl in that final and was athletic and had a lot of stamina.

 

[Screwface Exchange]

He made the finals his first season and quit at the end of the first leg.

He made the finals again on Battle of the Exes 2 with Theresa and came in 2nd. He really should've won that final since Theresa was the best girl in that final and was athletic and had a lot of stamina.

If he had Mya still he wldve won it, I always believed. That bish don't give. And she wldve been da real boss of da females in challenge.

 

[Screwface Exchange]

Meeeehhhh

You had me till like the last part.
Bananas be doing snake behind the door shyt too. He the old king of it.

For sooooo long he was the biggest piece of shyt player there and he really hasn’t changed the only difference is other cast have began to surpass his snake sneaking shyt on some “hold my beer” shyt. And he learned he can just sit back and let them destroy theirselves

Even though they tried to frame it as Laurel and that simp dude, you know damn well it was Johnny who was the real puppetmaster to get West out

This season has been like American Gods though. Like the old gods beefing with the new gods in the middle of a war with some other shyt going on!

Buddy that got played is ShadowMoon

Again most of da real snake stuff is from over 10 yrs ago. Recently, bananas is as str8 up as ne1 of them he tells Wes to ur face I don't like u every time. He tells da lavender ladies in their room I hate u all ur all gonna lose to ur face.
He sits at the voting table, says we r divided u have ur guys I got mine I'm voting this person to your face. I respect an enemy that stabs me in the front not back.

What Pauly did, what Josh did r soft whack loser moves behind sum1s back n fact handshakes deals.

Theo and Rogan str8 to each others faces i respect it. Bear and Wes str8 at each other as well I respect it.

And cara gotta realize shebaint no top female. Jus da real top girls r tired of bein in challenge. We all know Emily wld Dom her still, Laurel does, Evelyn always dominated her. Sarah, Rachel, cara basically jus da left ovas who keeps coming back. She ain't really all that good.