So I was at the barbershop right. Been sitting there for like an hour tryna get a cut for a date that night and an interview the next morning. Two birds one stone shyt
He comes in and sits down next to me and I'm like "whuddup man, good win the other night" and breh just look me dead in my face like
I don't trip, just go back to waiting for my cut. When it's finally time for me to get in the chair, this nikka gonna get up and brush past me and sit down. I'm like nikka who the fukk you think you are
and the barber is all like
"he's a preferred customer breh". This hoe ass nikka Dennis start giggling and pulls out a 10 and holds it out without even looking at me like that's supposed do something. I say "I hope you get bleach in your eye next time you dye it bytch
" and walk out.
I told him to stop throwing fries on the ground like a child and he stood up like he was gonna do something. His girl had to pull him back before I smacked him like the bytch he is.
I've been out with man flu past few days 
