Formerly Black Trash
Philosopher, Connoisseur, Future Legend
Akademiks getting it toogot the swag of a 50-year-old that's still selling bootleg CDs on canal street.
the more i see them, the more i'm convinced the allure is that they're every bit as washed as the brehs they give advice to, and the audience is in on it. the listeners are riding along for the come-up + manufactured comeuppance these bozos "deliver" to women who still don't pay them any serious attention (the women who do play along are in it for their own come-up).
they've figured out a way to turn their platform into a seat at the far, far, far end of cool kids table... no matter how ridiculous they look to the actual true-to-life cool kids. it's a vicarious experience (and a blueprint) for kids who lack the social skills/game/confidence to navigate relationships with women they ultimately have no shot at.
Crisis of Infinite Hoes